[arrives with his and Josh's drink] Here.
Nah. I think it's about to.
Hey, what time does she land in Denver?
WWomen
Uh, you mean the plane that just boarded?
WWomen
That flight's going to Los Angeles.
It's going to Denver. [drinks his soda then throws it, surprised] PLEASE TELL ME THAT FLIGHT'S GOING TO DENVER!
[he and Josh walk up to the lady] Um, excuse me.
That flight's that's about to leave. It's going to Denver right? Say right?
GGate Agent
No, this is 647 to Los Angeles. The Denver flight number is 746.
[angrily] Oh, YEAH? You put our 11 year old little tween sister on a plane to the wrong city!
Alright, alright this is no time to panic!
This is the perfect time to panic! YOU GOTTA STOP THAT PLANE!
GGate Agent
That's impossible.
W-W-W-Well, why JUST CALL THE PILOT MAN AND TELL HIM TO TURN THE PLANE OFF AND NOT TO FLY AWAY.
GGate Agent
I'm sorry but once the doors of the plane have been closed the flight can't be stopped from taking off.
We'll respect your rules.
GGate Agent
Security! Security to gate 9A. [security run to pick up Drake and Josh] SECURITY!
[angrily while being dragged away by security] OH THATS MY LEGS, DO YOU HAVE A PERMIT FOR THIS? DO YOU HAVE A PERMIT?
[after airport security had detained Drake and Josh]
HSHead of Security
Alright boys, I hope you learned a very important lesson on how seriously we take airport security.
Oh, we learned. Especially during the strip search.
Which was shockingly thorough.
HSHead of Security
We do our best. Alright, have a nice day. [to Josh] And good luck with that rash.
[angrily] Yeah, thanks. Okay, what do we do? How do we find Megan?
Relax, I'll call her cellphone and tell her when she lands in LA just get on another flight back to San Diego. [he calls Megan]
[Megan's cellphone rings]
[takes it out and reveals that he has Megan's cellphone as he answers it] Hello?
[angrily] YOU FORGOT TO GIVE HER CELLPHONE BACK!?!? MAN THAT'S JUST GREAT THAT'S AWESOME!
DO NOT GIVE ME YOUR TUDE, I DIDN'T FLY HER OFF TO THE WRONG CITY!
Oh don't you hang up on me!
Oh, just come on! Uh, excuse me ma'am.
GGate Agent
[pulls out mace] Yes?
We need 2 tickets on the next flight to Los Angeles.
[Megan arrives in Los Angeles]
GGate Agent
Yes, can I help you?
Well see, I wasn't supposed to fly here to Los Angeles but my 2 boobish brothers put me on the wrong plane. So could you please put me on a flight to Denver?
GGate Agent
Let me check the computer and see what's available.
GGate Agent
Denver's experiencing severe thunderstorms so all flights there have been cancelled till the weather's clear.
Okay. Guess I'm spending the night in LA.
GGate Agent
Can I help you arrange a ride somewhere?
Uh yeah, that'd be awesome.
GGate Agent
Taxi or limo?
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