[after airport security had detained Drake and Josh]
Alright boys, I hope you learned a very important lesson on how seriously we take airport security.
Oh, we learned. Especially during the strip search.
Which was shockingly thorough.
We do our best. Alright, have a nice day. [to Josh] And good luck with that rash.
[angrily] Yeah, thanks. Okay, what do we do? How do we find Megan?
Relax, I'll call her cellphone and tell her when she lands in LA just get on another flight back to San Diego. [he calls Megan]
[Megan's cellphone rings]
[takes it out and reveals that he has Megan's cellphone as he answers it] Hello?
[angrily] YOU FORGOT TO GIVE HER CELLPHONE BACK!?!? MAN THAT'S JUST GREAT THAT'S AWESOME!
DO NOT GIVE ME YOUR TUDE, I DIDN'T FLY HER OFF TO THE WRONG CITY!
Oh don't you hang up on me!
Oh, just come on! Uh, excuse me ma'am.
[pulls out mace] Yes?
We need 2 tickets on the next flight to Los Angeles.
We're going to LA?
We're going to LA!
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