Carly quotes from Drake & Josh

Ok, that was pathetic.

Don't slam the door! This isn't 1 of your teenage parties.

Josh

Sorry.

Now, Mr. Nicholas, I assume you expect a driver's license.

Josh

Look, if I could just retake the test, perhaps with someone less angry, I-

Don't interrupt me! You passed.

Josh

But if you- I passed?

Yes, Don't you hear good, you're an excellent driver. [gives him a paper] Now, go get your driver's license before I change my mind.

Josh

Wow! Aw, this is awesome. Thank you. [hugs her]

Agh! Get off me before I call the cops. [walks away]

Josh

I'm street legal! [runs inside to get his license]

That was the most fun driving test I've ever given.

Drake

So, uh, where do I pick up my driver's license?

You don't.

Drake

Oh, Carly, seriously, uh, where do I pick it up?

Uh, Drake, I'm sorry, but I can't pass you.

Drake

Why not?

Well, let's see. [looks at her clipboard] You ran 4 stop signs, 2 red lights, drove on the sidewalk, rear-ended a firetruck... oh, and you almost ran over an old lady in a wheelchair!

Drake

Well, she was hoggin' the lane.

Drake, you're a great kid, but bad driver. Anyway, call me. I'd love to hear your band play. [walks away]

Drake

Hey, you owe me $3.75 for that combo meal!

What's the matter with you!?

[walks up to Drake] Help you find something?

Drake

Oh no, I got- [turns to see her] No, I got it.

Sparks, nice. Yes, I saw them live last week at "The Phyton".

Drake

No way, I was there.

Oh, yeah, you were that guy in the crowd listening.

Drake

Yeah, that was me!

I was kidding.

Drake

Me, too.

Come on, I'll ring you up.

Drake

Okay.