[Josh finishes his test and shuts his car door]
Don't slam the door! This isn't 1 of your teenage parties.
Sorry.
Now, Mr. Nicholas, I assume you expect a driver's license.
Look, if I could just retake the test, perhaps with someone less angry, I-
Don't interrupt me! You passed.
But if you- I passed?
Yes, Don't you hear good, you're an excellent driver. [gives him a paper] Now, go get your driver's license before I change my mind.
Wow! Aw, this is awesome. Thank you. [hugs her]
Agh! Get off me before I call the cops. [walks away]
I'm street legal! [runs inside to get his license]
[Drake finishes his test]
That was the most fun driving test I've ever given.
So, uh, where do I pick up my driver's license?
You don't.
Oh, Carly, seriously, uh, where do I pick it up?
Uh, Drake, I'm sorry, but I can't pass you.
Why not?
Well, let's see. [looks at her clipboard] You ran 4 stop signs, 2 red lights, drove on the sidewalk, rear-ended a firetruck... oh, and you almost ran over an old lady in a wheelchair!
Well, she was hoggin' the lane.
Drake, you're a great kid, but bad driver. Anyway, call me. I'd love to hear your band play. [walks away]
Hey, you owe me $3.75 for that combo meal!
What's the matter with you!?
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