Thornton quotes from Drake & Josh

Thornton

What's up, Nicholas?

[finds Maria and Drake kissing each other; enraged] MARIA!!!

Thronton!

Josh

Free popcorn???

What are you doing, Parker!?

Drake

Kissin' a girl, what are you doin'?

You were kissing my girlfriend!

Drake

Oh, ya know, that reminds me of a funny story-

What's the matter with you!?

I'm sorry! He's just an awesome kisser.

Josh

Ah, no, he's not, no, he's not! Thronton, you're way better! Kiss 'em, kiss 'em right now!

Not a chance! We are over!

Drake

Aw, c'mon, Thronton!

And you, you are uninvited to my birthday party!

Drake

Wha- Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! I didn't know she was your girlfriend!

Josh

Yeah, he didn't know she was your girlfriend!

You, too! Uninvited!

Josh

[sobs] AUGH! THAT'S NOT FAIR!

Crazy Steve

Excuse me! No yelling in the theater area.

[taps Steve's shoulder] Excuse me, where's the ladies' restroom?

Crazy Steve

I AM TALKING TO PEOPLE!

Thornton

UNINVITED!!! [storms away]

Thornton

Hey, what are they doing here? They're not invited.

Yes, sir. I was just telling them that.

Thornton

Hey! Drake and Josh are not invited! I want them outta here!

Drake

(angrily) No! (Grabs a lightsaber prop) Not until I get my Beatles album back!