[finds Maria and Drake kissing each other; enraged] MARIA!!!
Thronton!
Free popcorn???
What are you doing, Parker!?
Kissin' a girl, what are you doin'?
[Maria tries to explain]
You were kissing my girlfriend!
Oh, ya know, that reminds me of a funny story-
What's the matter with you!?
I'm sorry! He's just an awesome kisser.
Ah, no, he's not, no, he's not! Thronton, you're way better! Kiss 'em, kiss 'em right now!
Not a chance! We are over!
Aw, c'mon, Thronton!
And you, you are uninvited to my birthday party!
Wha- Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! I didn't know she was your girlfriend!
Yeah, he didn't know she was your girlfriend!
You, too! Uninvited!
[sobs] AUGH! THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Excuse me! No yelling in the theater area.
[taps Steve's shoulder] Excuse me, where's the ladies' restroom?
I AM TALKING TO PEOPLE!
UNINVITED!!! [storms away]
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