Of course! I know what you are now! You're not an ordinary Saiyan! You're a...a Super Saiyan!
JeiceAah...
Call me what you want. It doesn't matter to me. Because the outcome is still going to be the same.
Jeice
This is what Frieza was afraid of. This is why he destroyed the planet Vegeta!
Ahh! Why me? I am the great Captain Ginyu!
Jeice
That's it Captain! Remember who you are! Sir, he's making you lose your composure and forget about style. Don't let him do it!
My offer still stands! We don't have to fight!
You can still choose to admit you're wrong and leave this place. Alright, one or the other, lets settle this right now. It's your choice.
You're serious aren't you, you'd let us go? We could leave just like that?
Ahum...yeah, why not? You're the ones who will suffer most for what you've done to these people. It's bad karma.
That's right. You'll have to reap what you've sewn.
Wait a second...something's not right here...Super Saiyans are supposed to be radically efficient killing machines. But this guy is as gentle as a lamb. He must not be a fully developed Super Saiyan...aha ha...which means, he still has weaknesses, and I think I just figured out what this guy's greatest weakness is...yeah, yeah, yeah...ha ha ha! I thought I was dealing with a lion here! But now I realized you're just a pussycat! Aha ha! You heard me! Eha ha ha. Yes, my friend, it's hard to win fights when you're way too forgiving. And I know you wouldn't even hurt a fly if you didn't have to, would you? Aheh Heh he he he he he he he...
Jeice
What the-? Look Captain. It's all seven dragonballs. Right there. They're all dug up.
[in Goku's body] How convenient. Hmm...Jeice, any ideas on who dug 'em up?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, Goku, it's me, Krillin. Me and Gohan were really worried about you. What took you so long, huh? [Captain Ginyu and Jeice snicker to themselves] Boy, for a second, I thought you were that Captain Ginyu coming. But you must've taken care o' him right?
First of all, Captain Ginyu was a worthy opponent. Now, how did you find the balls?
Ha! Would ya quit kiddin' around Goku. You know good and well that we used the dragon radar to find them.
Jeice
A dragon radar? What the heck is that?
Uh...so, Krillin...have you made your wish?
Well, we didn't know...the password. Hey, do you know what it is Goku? Uh...Goku?
Goku, are you sure you're feeling alright? I mean, you sound kinda strange. Is everything okay? And am I missing something, what are you doing hanging around with Jeice? Isn't he the enemy or did he switch sides?
Hey Krillin! That guy isn't my father!
Jeice
Huh?
Look out! He's behind you!
Aha ha ha ha. [Jeice does a "rest in peace" cross sign with his hands as Captain Ginyu smacks Krillin hard]
Jeice
Pretty stupid to challenge me to a fight, eh tough guy!?
Look who's chasing who, pal!
Jeice
So, vegetable breath, where exactly were you hiding? My scouter didn't show you anywhere!
Well, I guess it goes to show you how behind the times your useless Ginyu technology is! Time ta finish you off punk! I hope you realize that up until now, I've only been toying with you!
Jeice
In your dreams Vegeta. That'll be the day, a wimpy Saiyan like you can beat even the weakest o' the Ginyu Force! And now it's time ta turn out your lights, ya loser! [Jeice gets a punch in]
Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Jeice
Huh?
Hee heh ha ha...I hate to admit this, but I must say, I'm impressed. You're a lot tougher than I thought.
Jeice
Ha!
Take a look at your scouter. And then you'll realize what you're up against.
Jeice
I am, and that's what's so funny! But just to humor you, I'll check it again and see if I even get a reading. [Jeice checks his scouter] It's impossible. No! [Jeice breaks his scouter]
Ha ha ha ha ha! I think you broke it! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Jeice
No kidding.
You see, unlike the Saiyan you've been fighting, I get excited at the prospect of finishing off a warrior who's weaker than I...and you're much weaker. So do you feel like taking on a real Saiyan? Well, do you punk, because if you do, come and get a piece o' me!
Jeice
Huh?
Come on! I haven't got all day! I'm waiting. Heh. Lets get this over with.
Jeice
Huh?
Jeice
What? No way! Are you telling me you're a Super Saiyan?!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's right amigo. I'm your worst nightmare live and in person and ready to rumble! So if you think you stand a chance against a Super Saiyan, be my guest!
Jeice
I will defeat you! [Jeice unleashes a barrage of blasts only for Vegeta to break through and punch him hard]
Jeice
If you thought you'd seen the last of me, think again!
He ha ha ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh...Jeice, when will you ever learn you don't stand a chance against me, huh? Look, I'm really tired of wasting my time toying with you.
Jeice
Grr...grr...grr...grr... [Jeice slams out of Frieza's ship, dashing upward, as Vegeta speedily appears in front of him in midair and does a combination of bonecracking kicks and chops at Jeice's body] Aah! Aah! Ah! Ah! Huh? Vegeta! No! NO! [Vegeta unleashes a blast right in Jeice's face that obliterates him in midair]
[about posing] We stink without our leader.
Not to mention we're out of practice.
Lets give 'em some Ginyu spirit.
Yeah, that's what we need! Ginyu spirit!
Jeice
Then, lets do it again! Yeah! Yeah!
Who are they? They're wacko!
Jeice
Well, I can see that they're impressed. I've gotta admit, our fighting poses are awesome, no matter how many times we do them.
Oh, by the looks of it, this place seems to be a real nice planet. I think we should make it our new fighting headquarters.
Now that sounds like a plan!
Jeice
And using our superior strength, we, the Ginyu Force, will conquer this planet!
Tien, these guys are idiots.
You can say that again. And if I'm not mistaken, wasn't it the Ginyu Force that took on Vegeta and got beat?
Ah...I think you're right. Oh!
So, you're friends with Vegeta, huh? That makes things a little clearer. We're the Ginyu Force, the most elite fighting force in the universe. Your friend Vegeta was an insignificant worm compared to us.
That's right. We woulda beaten that monkey with one blow except we ran into a little bit of bad luck.
Yeah, but that's all ancient history. Besides, we're here now and we like this place. And we're going ta make it our home.
So why don't you make like a hair and split!
Hey! Who do you think you are? It's you who's going to leave!
Heh heh heh heh heh. Please. Don't make me laugh. Aha ha ha.
Jeice
If they wanna fight, bring it on, 'cause I believe we all could use the exercise.
Oh...wait a second. Remember what our fearless leader said? When on a new planet, make sure that you test your powers first, because the climate might affect your ability to fight.
Jeice
Hmm...you got a point there, Recoome. Alright.
[after Guldo uses his telepathic power to smash a tree into King Kai's house] Nicely done.
Jeice
On a scale of one to ten, definitely eleven.
Heh heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh ha ha.
Wow, that was excellent, Guldo. Watch me! Recoome breath blaster time! [Recoome does a mouth blast]
[staring at Recoome's body stuck in the ground] Hey, I think they did a number on Recoome.
Jeice
Well, I say we pull 'im outta here and give 'im a proper burial. [Jeice, Burter, and Guldo pull out Recoome's body and Recoome shakes his head]
That nap sure was refreshing. And now it's time for the Ginyu Force to show you what we're really made of! Attack! [Recoome smashes into Yamcha]
It finally happened. Goku defeated Frieza! Goku has defeated Frieza! Woohoo! Frieza's been defeated! Goku has defeated Frieza! Ha ha! Woohoohoohoo! Yeah! Ha ha!
So, he really pulled it off.
Jeice
You think the old kook is tellin' the truth?
Yeah, I second that, Chiaotzu.
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