Captain Ginyu quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Captain Ginyu

[to a group of soldiers] Ya look like a bunch o' hood ornaments. The purpose of striking a pose is not to become like a wallpaper. That's why we chant loudly when we pose, to draw attention to our magnificence. I know. I'll just have to raise the stakes a little bit. The best poser gets a candy!

Captain Ginyu

Imagine. Working for the most powerful man in the universe. How's that for a 401K?

Captain Ginyu

[about Goku] Well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. I must say, you are one tough customer.

Captain Ginyu

[to Gohan and Krillin] I hope you're both wearing clean underwear because you're about to take a trip to the emergency ward.

At ease men. I have an important errand for you.

Captain Ginyu

Thank you Lord Frieza. Glad to be of service. So lets get down to business. What is our mission?

It's quite simple Captain Ginyu. Your mission is to recover my dragonballs and bring me Vegeta!

Captain Ginyu

Vegeta?

Hah. Stupid Saiyan.

I always thought he was too cocky for his own good. Looks like that ego of his finally got him into trouble.

So you've finally shown your true colors Vegeta.

Yeah! I get Vegeta!

Oh you always win.

Captain Ginyu

Now don't be a sore loser Guldo.

Yeah Guldo if you're lucky I'll let you finish him off.

At last, I've searched so long and the dragonballs are finally mine. It's time to make my wish.

Captain Ginyu

Lord Frieza, allow me to honor you by performing the dance of joy. [Captain Ginyu dances]

Uh, Ginyu, if you value your life...stop.

Captain Ginyu

Oh, yes...Lord.

Ha ha ha. Oh, did I hurt your feelings? I'm so sorry. Get over it! This is my moment of glory! Don't spoil it for me!

Captain Ginyu

You're right Lord Frieza! I don't know what came over me. You have a wish to make. The dance of joy can wait.

Captain Ginyu

[to a soldier] Idiot! You touched a dragonball! Didn't I specifically say before starting this tryout not to touch any of the dragonballs? Well, didn't I? [Captain Ginyu grabs the soldier]

Yes... [fear stricken]

Captain Ginyu

And did you?

Oh...uh...yes.

Captain Ginyu

Okay. [Captain Ginyu throws the soldier into the sky] Congratulations, gentlemen. You've managed to survive the first cut! But...I'm afraid tryouts are over. You're all tough guys, that's true. But you lack the one thing that sets all Ginyus apart...ha ha ha ha ha ha...style. Oh...oh...and gentlemen, one more thing. Run for your lives.

Captain Ginyu

That's right. As a matter of fact, I too share the coveted ability to raise my fighting power at will, you know!

Huh?

Jeice

That a boy, Captain! He looks worried now! You got this bloke right where you want 'im. [to himself] Heh! I should've known that the Captain would take care of business. It looks like I'll be gettin' my bonus in two weeks paid vacation after all.

Jeice

[Captain Ginyu releases Goku from a stranglehold] No Captain! We had 'im! What in the world did you do that for?

Captain Ginyu

I don't recall asking for your help Jeice!

Jeice

But sir, why was I-?

Captain Ginyu

Hotshot! You know better than to interfere with my fight! Do it again and you're through, do ya hear me? Finished! [to Goku] And as for you, super slick, stop playin' around! Enough with this bravado, I know you're still hiding your real power. Maybe you're trying to save it for when you meet Frieza. Well, don't be a fool, you'll never get by me without baring your all. Show me your perfect power so I can finally test the depths of my strength against a worthy opponent. Come on, lets get right to the nitty gritty! Well, what're you waitin' for, huh? I didn't know your friends had so much time ta spare!

Alrighty then! It'll give me a good workout and I can also save some time.

Captain Ginyu

It would have to come to this anyway. Besides, this way is much more civil. We don't have to get all bruised and beaten up.

You know, you don't have to hurt other people for amusement. Helping people can be fun too. You should try it sometime.

Captain Ginyu

Aha ha. Ha ha. Oh yes, yes. I can see it now. "Captain Ginyu: protector of the weak and the helpless and the good." Look, don't try to reform me, just show me your perfect power.

You betcha! Aah! [Goku powers up]

Captain Ginyu

What? One hundred thousand! I...I...I didn't count on this! This is completely insane! [Goku keeps charging] It's still going up...Aah! One hundred and ten thousand!

Jeice

Ah! Aah!

Captain Ginyu

Hey, stop! Cut it out! This just isn't my day! [Goku keeps charging] Ah...I had you...I had you in my hands. I should've destroyed you while I had the chance.

Jeice

Aah...aah...with all due respect Captain, this might be a good time to go and get Frieza.

Captain Ginyu

Shut up Jeice! I can handle this! [Goku keeps charging] Aah!

Captain Ginyu

Now lets see here...what? One hundred and forty thousand! No! It can't be! [Ginyu darts into the sea below out of frustration]

I think your friend's having a nervous breakdown!

Jeice

He's just cooling off mate. He'll be back!

Captain Ginyu

So this is the real you? One hundred and eighty thousand! Astounding! Incredible!

Jeice

Man, we should be getting the heck outta here right now! Yeah I've seen about all I wanna see!

There's no need to be scared of me! Just say you're sorry for what you've done and leave and no harm will come to you!

Captain Ginyu

What? Apologize?

That's right!

Captain Ginyu

We're the Ginyu Force! We...we never apologize. Uh...

I'm sorry to hear that.

Captain Ginyu

Uh...you don't scare me...w...we don't bow to anybody. Not even a guy like you. Although I must admit, we've never really faced anyone like you...you...oh....

Captain Ginyu

Of course! I know what you are now! You're not an ordinary Saiyan! You're a...a Super Saiyan!

Jeice

Aah...

Call me what you want. It doesn't matter to me. Because the outcome is still going to be the same.

Jeice

This is what Frieza was afraid of. This is why he destroyed the planet Vegeta!

Captain Ginyu

Ahh! Why me? I am the great Captain Ginyu!

Jeice

That's it Captain! Remember who you are! Sir, he's making you lose your composure and forget about style. Don't let him do it!

My offer still stands! We don't have to fight!

Captain Ginyu

Huh?

You can still choose to admit you're wrong and leave this place. Alright, one or the other, lets settle this right now. It's your choice.

Captain Ginyu

You're serious aren't you, you'd let us go? We could leave just like that?

Ahum...yeah, why not? You're the ones who will suffer most for what you've done to these people. It's bad karma.

Captain Ginyu

Bad karma?

That's right. You'll have to reap what you've sewn.

Captain Ginyu

Wait a second...something's not right here...Super Saiyans are supposed to be radically efficient killing machines. But this guy is as gentle as a lamb. He must not be a fully developed Super Saiyan...aha ha...which means, he still has weaknesses, and I think I just figured out what this guy's greatest weakness is...yeah, yeah, yeah...ha ha ha! I thought I was dealing with a lion here! But now I realized you're just a pussycat! Aha ha! You heard me! Eha ha ha. Yes, my friend, it's hard to win fights when you're way too forgiving. And I know you wouldn't even hurt a fly if you didn't have to, would you? Aheh Heh he he he he he he he...

Captain Ginyu

I got to admit, this new face doesn't look half bad. What do you think Jeice?

Jeice

Lookin' good mate.