Yamcha quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Yeah! Way to win one for the team!

Krillin

Yajirobe?

Yeah, I was on my way to meet you guys but...my plane broke down. I really wanted to help.

Yamcha

Oh, such bad luck.

Krillin

Funny. It always happens to you.

Piccolo

[to Android 18] You should thank Krillin, 18. He stayed at your side the whole time. After Cell spat you out.

Krillin

[shy] Uh...ah...well, it was nothing really. I mean, I enjoyed it. I mean, I couldn't leave you there.

I got it!

Krillin

Uh!

Krillin! You have a crush on Android 18, don't you!?

Krillin

[smacks Gohan on the head] Thanks, Mister Smooth!

Yamcha

What!? How could you? Krillin, she's a-

Tien

You know she's an android, right pal?

Krillin

Heh heh...heh heh heh heh...

Android 18

Expect me to fall at your feet now? Big strong boy rescues me so I'm his forever, right? Not that easy. I was wrong about you, Krillin. [Android 18 leaves]

Krillin

But...I...

Yamcha

That ungrateful...! I can't stand that android! I'm gonna show her!

Tien

I'm not so sure you could do that...

Piccolo

We've wasted enough time here. Let's hurry up and summon the dragon so we can start undoing all the damage that Cell has done.

Yes, of course.

Yeah! That means Trunks'll come back and Dende and me! You'll have plenty of friends here so you won't even need a girl!

Krillin

[sad] Leave me alone...

Tien

Hey, you like the girl, right? So what's up? Why did you wanna wish that guy back too?

Krillin

Well, I know it's strange...but I want her to be truly happy. And those two make such a good couple that I thought she'd be happier with him. Well, that's why.

Yamcha

Dude, you're hopeless.

Piccolo

If that's what you humans call love, count me out.

Android 18

Time for bonus points.

Krillin

Oh wow! There she is! How'd she get here?

Android 18

Hey, boneheads! 17 is my twin brother!

Krillin

Oh man...

Yamcha

No, this is excellent, you dope! Didn't you hear her, that guy's her twin brother! Ha ha ha!

Android 18

I wouldn't celebrate if I were you!

Krillin

Uh...

Android 18

If you think you won my heart because of that lousy wish, you're mistaken. I didn't ask for your help. [softer] But it was really nice of you.

Krillin

It was...? You...you mean...you're not mad at me?

Android 18

Not really...no.

Krillin

Well then, would you like to come over and join us?

Android 18

No thanks.

Krillin

Aww man... [Android 18 dashes away]

Yamcha

Aha ha! Ha! Whoah, Krillin! You are so in there! That chick digs you man! I can tell!

Krillin

Are you sure?

Yamcha

Yes, I'm sure. But she's a woman dude! Oh man! Like I say, she's a girl and there's no tellin' but I think you have a chance. Stick close to my advice and you'll do just fine. After all Krillin, it's my specialty. Trust me. Goku may have taught you how to be a great fighter, but when it comes to love, I'm the master! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Aha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!

Piccolo

There's no comparison.

Yamcha

I heard that. At least you're man enough to admit it, Piccolo. Fighting's relatively easy.

Are you going to be competing too, Yamcha?

Yamcha

Me? No. I'd just embarrass myself. I gave up fighting.

Sounds like Gohan's girlfriend has quite a few fans up there.

Sure does.

Yamcha

What? Gohan's girlfriend? Hah, that kid. He's a chip off the old block. Yup.

Yeah. And did you know, Videl comes from a very wealthy family. She's a perfect match for Gohan.

Sure, if you overlook the fact that Mister Satan's her dad.

Yamcha

Aha ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, Mister Satan is her dad? Well, that makes things interesting.

[to Videl] Hey! Get up! Come on! I won't let you marry Gohan if you won't get up now!

I sure wouldn't want Chi-Chi as my mother-in-law, would you?

Yamcha

Uh...no.

Hey wait! Maybe they could still win some money if they knocked Mister Satan out in front of all these people!

Yamcha

It doesn't work that way.

Hush up! Goku and Gohan beat Cell and that bum got rich off it! Now tell me...is that fair!?

Yamcha

No. But that's the way it goes Chi-Chi.

Yamcha

Uh...Chi-Chi...you didn't bring any guns on board, did ya?

No, of course not. Uh, m...maybe a grenade or two though...

Videl

It's kind of hard to believe that you can actually wish people back from the dead with these things.

Yamcha

Well, look at me. I was as dead as you can get and I was wished back to life!

Don't worry, Videl. Most people come back normal.

Yamcha

Hey, what's that supposed to mean!?

Yamcha

[the Dragon Ball is in a lake] Hey, these clothes are expensive! I'm not jumpin' in there!

What kind of lame excuse is that!? Just take them off and go in your underwear!

Yamcha

Heh heh heh. See uh...that poses a problem. Uh...I'm not wearing any. Heh...

Yeah, right! I bet you're just chickening out! Hmmm... [to Master Roshi] What about you!?

Aheh aheh...I'd definitely go if I didn't have this cold. Aheh.

The men are scared.

Android 18

Well, I'm not. But I don't feel like getting wet right now...so no.

Least you were honest about it, unlike certain others I know!

Yamcha

Okay, now do you remember the spell to release him? You know all the words?

Of course. I'm not gonna pull a Frieza and screw it up, Yamcha!

Bulma...I think Frieza failed because he wore too many clothes.

[Goku hasn't shown up to the party] It's just not the same without him, is it?

Gosh. You really care for Goku. Hey, I know! How 'bout we trade mates! Vegeta for Goku!

Huh?

Vegeta's not as sweet, but he's certainly more dependable. I think it evens out.

Hmm... [everyone laughs]

Yamcha

Hey, I'm available, ladies! What do ya say, huh?

We're talking an even trade. We don't want a downgrade.