Videl quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Videl

I'm like a maid. I go wherever the filth is and I clean it up. My father's a busy man. If you wanna challenge him, you're gonna have to get through me first.

Videl

[to Great Saiyaman] Hey, guess what's gonna happen when they arrest you. The first thing they'll do is take that trash can off your head and reveal your true identity.

Videl

Sharpner, don't tell me you're the Golden Fighter?

Oh, spare me. I don't have time to play superhero. I spent all morning working out my arms.

Were your pants down?

Ahh....!

Videl

[to Gohan] I thought you were a nice boy. Keep your pants on, or else. Got it?

Videl

You're not gonna believe this, but I didn't jump in to help you because I thought you would be okay, because I honestly believed that you were the Great Saiyaman.

Me? No way...

Videl

I was convinced of it until I saw you fight...eh. Please don't take on any more criminals, Gohan. Sorry, but you don't have what it takes. But you sure know how to take a punch in the face.

Gee, thanks. [to himself] Phew. Wow. I might have to get punched in the face more often.

Videl

[about Gohan] Darn him. Now where'd he go? I thought he was walking behind us.

Erasa

He was...

Look you two, when a geek disappears, you're not supposed to worry about it. It's a good thing.

Videl

Gohan's not a geek. He's a heck of a lot cooler than you, Sharpner.

What!?

Videl

You heard me.

Erasa

Yeah, and he's cuter too.

Yeah, if you like your men scrawny and weak.

Erasa

Videl doesn't need a strong man. She can kick your butt all by herself.

No, she can't.

Erasa

Yes, she can.

Videl

Yes, I can.

Whatever.

Videl

You're a brilliant fighter dad. You can definitely win at the tournament again, but I heard that the guy who won before you is extremely powerful.

Ah, your dad knows all about the former champion. His name's Goku and he's a magician, not a fighter. Uses all kinds o' light tricks and deception to win his matches, see. And he doesn't have the brute strength that your father does Videl. He's a sissy compared to me and no one can defeat the man who saved the world! Ah! No one! Do you hear me, Goku? Aha ha!

Videl

Wow, this is gonna be great. What a terrific match. The former champion's daughter fighting the former champion's son. Doesn't that sound exciting to you?

No, not really. Why don't we do something really challenging like go out on a date?

My Gohan can't give you lessons. He's busy preparing himself for the world championships.

Mom...Videl's actually the one that talked me into taking part in the world championships. If it wasn't for her, I would have never even considered entering.

Hmph. Well, alright then. Teach her. But let me give you some advice young lady! You keep your filthy hands off my son!

Videl

Grr...hey! I've had enough of your trashy talk lady!

Videl

Thank you very much for lunch, Chi-Chi.

You're welcome. I'm just glad Gohan's making some nice lady friends. You know, it's never too early to settle down.

Mom...!

Videl

Dad doesn't even let me watch him train now. It's all a secret.

Ha ha ha ha ha. [to himself] Yeah, no wonder. He doesn't want Videl to know she's stronger than he is.

Videl

Hey, daddy.

Oh, hello Videl.

Videl

Shouldn't you be getting ready?

There's no need for it. They should probably just send the prize medal to my mailbox.

Mr. Satan, do you believe you'll have any competition?

Ha ha! Lets just say my chances of winning are about one hundred and twenty percent.

We've heard that your daughter is also taking part. Videl, what will you do if you have to fight your dad?

Videl

Oh, I don't know. Guess I'll punch.

Videl

My gosh! Goten and Trunks are more powerful than most of the adult fighters here!

Those two are really tearing it up! They'll be stronger than us soon if we don't watch it!

I know.

Piccolo

[about Supreme Kai and Kibito] I sense something from them and I'm not sure what it is. They're very powerful but their power is...different.

Videl

Huh? Why can't we trust them. They seem nice enough.

Uh...well sometimes, Piccolo is...a little on the paranoid side.

Videl

I guess you're right. He does seem a little bit high strung.