[to a pterodactyl] I have a family of my own I need to tend to. Two boys and a wife. An extremely angry wife who probably wants to kill me right now.
So, then guardians aren't forbidden to attend parties?
If they are, it's a bit late now.
[Goku hasn't shown up to the party] It's just not the same without him, is it?
Gosh. You really care for Goku. Hey, I know! How 'bout we trade mates! Vegeta for Goku!
Huh?
Vegeta's not as sweet, but he's certainly more dependable. I think it evens out.
Hmm... [everyone laughs]
Hey, I'm available, ladies! What do ya say, huh?
We're talking an even trade. We don't want a downgrade.
[to Gohan, after arriving late] Where's your mother?
I'll tell you where I am! On lonely street! When you were dead, you had an excuse! But now it's just shameless neglect!
So dad, what was the most weirdest part of the day?
Well, I'll tell ya! I've eaten plenty of fish, but that's the first time one ate me!
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