Bulma quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Well, I guess that proves I'm a genius after all, eh boys? Imagine. Me...building a time machine in the future.

Why'd Dr. Gero have to make these androids so hard to figure out?

If Vegeta and Trunks think they could just fly off every time the shopping takes more than an hour, they've got another thing coming!

Hey, who's the kid?

Krillin

You tryin' ta earn some extra cash babysitting or something?

He's my son. [Master Roshi, Bulma, and Krillin are shocked]

Your son!?

Pretty wild, huh?

Goku.

Raditz

Huh?

Huh?

There's something...something your grandfather once told me that I think you should know. Long ago, your grandpa Gohan was walking through the woods when he came upon a crater that had been recently made in the ground. When he went to examine it more closely, he found what appeared to be some sort of spaceship, and next to it, there you were, lying in a little round pod. Gohan tried to take care of you, but you were wild. Downright uncontrollable and unusually powerful for a baby. You wanted nothing to do with Gohan's kindness. Then, one day, there was a terrible accident. You fell into a deep ravine and badly injured your head. Your grandfather feared that he had lost you, but somehow, miraculously, you survived. Yes, any other child would have died, but you recovered. And from that day on, you became a happy loving boy.

I'm from outer space!?

Yes.

Well, that would explain a lot! So you think Goku has some connection with this guy?

I wish I knew.

'kay. You've got my attention. Now tell us who you are.

Raditz

Well, I wasn't expecting to give a history lesson when I came here today, but alright, I'll tell you everything. After all, you are going to be working for me from now on and I do like my subordinates to be well informed. [Krillin comes back]

Hey Krillin! You alright?

Krillin

Yeah, be careful Goku. This guy's not...normal.

Believe me, I know. I could sense that from the minute he landed. Even now, standing here talking to him like this, something about him turns my stomach.

Raditz

Such harsh words. Careful, you're more like me than you realize.

Hmmm...

Raditz

You were born on the planet Vegeta. You are a space fighter, a Saiyan warrior, just like me.

Huh!?

Uh...uh!?

Krillin

What?

Goku...

Raditz

Ha ha ha ha ha. So baby brother wants to be left alone. Well, its a pity that's not going to happen. No, at this point, I'm afraid you're far too valuable to us for that. You see, three years ago, our home planet Vegeta met with an unfortunate accident, when a huge comet splattered to its surface. The planet was vaporized and the Saiyan race destroyed. There's not too many of us left now brother. In fact, as far as we can tell, there are only four, including you. We were the only Saiyans away from home when the planet exploded. Like you, the rest of us have been sent off to perform a few hostile takeovers. And now we found another world we'd like to conquer. It should bring in a very high price. But unfortunately, the job's a little too big for only three of us to handle. We were almost afraid we'd have to pass it up, until I remembered you Kakarot. You're not as powerful as I might've hoped, but still, with your help, we should manage nicely. Well now, what do you think? Are you excited? You should be. I've come to take you back into the fold.

I heard enough!

Raditz

Hmmm...

I'd die before I'd join a gang of pirates like you!

Raditz

Interesting. I have been meaning to ask you Kakarot, I couldn't help but notice your son has a tail.

Leave him outta this!

Raditz

I'll decide that! If you won't join us, I suppose I'll just have to settle for taking the boy in your place.

Wha...?

Krillin

Goku...

We'll see. Ha!

Raditz

I see the fire in your eyes brother. You should come with us. It's in your blood, you love to fight.

Huh?

Raditz

Now.

Krillin

I'm right here with you Goku.

Just stay close to Gohan.

Watch it Goku. [Raditz teleports and smashes Goku in the stomach, sending him sprawling backward]

Uh! Ooh...uh....

[about a scouter] I'll reprogram it too. I think I can get it to display numbers in our own language.

Krillin

Wow, Bulma. You're a genius!

Don't worry, I know.

Piccolo

Before you leave, I have a request to make. This'll sound strange but try to put your emotions aside. I want Goku's son to come with me for special training.

What?

Krillin

No way! You can't fool me mister! Special training...!

Piccolo

Grrr...

Krillin

You just wanna gobble him up!

Piccolo

I do not!

Then tell us why.

Piccolo

Earlier today, this boy showed signs that he might be the most powerful person on this planet. I think I can teach him to control his power, so he can use it to help us defend the Earth when the other Saiyans arrive.

Hmm...

Piccolo

It is a long shot. He might still be too young, we'll see.

Krillin

Yeah. He's probably too young.

Right. I wouldn't chance it if I were you...aha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Hmm...at any rate, I'd say you'd have to ask the boy's mother.

Piccolo

I'm not asking! I'm telling!

Eh!?

Ah?!

Piccolo

Look, nothing else matters right now except beating the other Saiyans in one year! The boy's in good hands. [Piccolo takes Gohan] Aha ha ha. When you wish Goku back, tell him he can look forward to seeing his son one year from now, I'll do what I can with this pampered kid. Hopefully, our work will bare fruit. Remember, tell him one year. [Piccolo leaves with Gohan]

I never was a good babysitter.

Krillin

Now we're done for. So who's gonna tell Chi-Chi?

So, uh, how did she take it Krillin?

Krillin

Uh...I didn't tell her.

Eh....

No way! Seriously?

Krillin

Yup.

I can't believe you Krillin. So what have you been doing all this time?

Krillin

W...well, we started eating dinner, and it got late and...uh...they made me spend the night over there.

You are going to march right back over there and tell them what happened.

Krillin

No, anything but that.

Well, I can't blame you.

Why not? I just did.

[Bulma checks the scouter for Master Roshi's power level] This should tell us what your power level is. And it's...one hundred and thirty nine!?

One thirty nine, huh? That seems a little low to me.

No, I'm sure it's a good rating, considering you're an old man.

I don't know which hurts worse...the lousy power rating or the commentary that goes with it.

Krillin

Hey, check mine out! I'd love to know what my power level is!

Alright. You've got it. [Bulma checks the scouter for Krillin's power level] Two o six. Not bad.

Krillin

Oh wow! Hear that Master Roshi? My power level's higher than yours!

Eh...that proves it. The gizmo's busted.

Krillin

Oh...ya think...?

I know a way to find out. Ah. [Bulma checks the scouter for Turtle's power level] Alright Turtle, put up your dukes. I'm gonna check the calibration on this thing. Power level point zero zero one. Ha ha ha ha ha. Sorry, Roshi. I'd say it's pretty accurate.

Krillin

Oh yeah!

I'll be...

Ah, cheer up. You're still stronger than me.

Man, being a jerk just comes so natural to you.

Yamcha

Yeah, well, I'd say I owe all my training in that department to you Bulma.

Yamcha

Well, I'm not gonna bow down to those Saiyan jerks! We've got Piccolo on our side and Goku's gonna be back even stronger than before.

That's true.

Yamcha

And besides, it's not every day you get a chance to be trained by Korin himself.

Yamcha

In any case, those sorry Saiyans are gonna have their hands full, I'll make sure o' that.

Wow. Now you're talkin' Yamcha.

Krillin

Oh great. She still likes him. Bummer.

Why have you summoned me? Tell me your wish now.

Oolong

Yes, uh, excuse me. Mr. Dragon, could you possibly destroy the Saiyans that are on their way to Earth right about now?

Hey, Oolong! That's not the wish! What about Goku, you little pig!

Oolong

What? We could wish Goku back but why not wish him back next time and have the dragon save the world now?

Your wish cannot be granted because the guardian of Earth created me. I cannot grant a wish that exceed's his power.

Those Saiyans aren't here on vacation you know? They wanna take over our planet and sell it. It'll be the end of the world as we know it.

Oolong

Uh...oh, no! Please, I don't want it to end. Uh...oh, I can't take it. Why did you have to go and tell me that Bulma, you know that I'm highly allergic to danger.

You mean that you're a coward.

Oolong

Uh, it's a medical condition.

Right, your selfishness produces a chemical in your brain that causes extreme fear.