Bulma quotes from Dragon Ball Z

[after Bulma walks in] Oh, it's Bulma! I thought it was a hot new nurse. Heh.

Can't you be serious for a change?

I was serious.

I kind of feel a little embarrassed asking, but do you know anything about integrated microcircuit feedback loops and their effect on afterburner ignition rates?

I didn't understand anything you just said, so I guess just plug stuff in where it looks like it fits and hope it works.

Righto.

I don't wanna interrupt your training but this place is filthy. Can't you two find a minute to clean this mess?

Krillin

Hmmm...

I like to run a tidy ship.

Krillin

Sorry Bulma, but we don't eat junk food and read magazines. That's all your mess. We already cleaned up after ourselves.

Yeah, but I'm busy. I have too many other important issues to deal with right now. Besides, you two never do anything to help out around here.

Krillin

Uh...but Bulma, you said you were bored.

Uh, you're hopeless. And don't cry to me if I forget about making your dinner.

Krillin

Uhh...

[yawns] I have so much to do today.

Krillin

The only thing she's busy doing is complaining.

That was weird. One second we're about crash into our own ship and the next, we're...well who knows where...it looks like we're on another ship.

Krillin

Yeah, a big one. Probably full of big scary aliens too.

Well, I hope you're wrong. [Gohan pops up]

Ooh! Hey! Look at me! I'm an alien!

Krillin

Gohan, that's not funny.

Oh, great!

Krillin

Huh?

I forgot to put some pants on before we left!

Krillin

That's too bad. It's freezing in here.

You think I don't know that? I'll deal with it.

Krillin

As long as you don't blame us if you catch a cold or something.

What if this is a...a Saiyan spaceship!?

What do you mean?

Krillin

Yeah, this could be the place that Vegeta went to recover.

Enough talk about that guy! Lets change the subject! I'm getting goosebumps.

But wait, if this is Vegeta's ship, maybe he's in there somewhere waiting for us.

Krillin

I wish Goku had let me finish him when I had the chance.

Krillin

I wonder if the people who attacked with Frieza were Saiyans. Hey, do you remember if the people that conquered your planet had tails that came out about this far?

A tail? I didn't see a tail on any of them.

Krillin

Oh, well, so much for that brilliant theory Krillin.

That means, there's a group of warriors out there even more evil than Saiyans.

Krillin

Hey, guys. We got a problem here. Since the monster is obviously dead in the swamp, then that means the dragonball must be somewhere on the bottom.

And if that swamp melts us instantly, then how are we gonna get it back?

It's impossible!

Huh?

Are you sure?

We do have a protective body suit we use for underwater operations, but the material it's made of is not strong enough to handle the swamp. After about twenty seconds, it begins to rapidly melt!

I'm gonna do it!

Krillin

What?

[same time as Krillin] What?

We have to retrieve the dragonball at all costs, isn't that right?

Well, yeah. I guess so but I-

So all I have to do is surface within twenty seconds to be safe. Come on, it's at least worth a try.

Oh, I know. We'll tie a special rope to him and pull him out before twenty seconds is up. Then we can be sure you get out safely.

Krillin

That's a good idea.

Okay, then lets get to it.

[about a dragonball in the middle of a tornado] What are you doing? Don't stare at it! Go get it!

Krillin

Man, she's bossy. Are you ready to go head to head with a tornado?

Yup.

Krillin

Lets do it.

[the ice cave begins to collapse] I thought you guys said you were extra careful so this wouldn't happen!?

Krillin

We were, but you distracted us with skin care talk!

I just hope my frostbitten face doesn't scare away Yamcha when I see him. So will it? And I want an honest answer, no patronizing, please.

Krillin

You look radiant Bulma.

What if you'd walked outside and there would've been no oxygen!?

Krillin

Well, freak out, why don't ya?

What....what kind of ship is that?

Krillin

It looks like a Saiyan ship!

Now I'm scared!

Krillin

That's just great...

This can't be happening. It's just a dream. It's just a dream.

Krillin

Gohan, mask your energy, or he'll sense you.

Right.

Krillin

It's Vegeta. It's gotta be. [throws his hat down on the ground]

Did you just say Vegeta!? Ahh....!

Krillin

Yeah, and he must be here for the dragonballs.

What do we do? We can't possibly fight Vegeta. And if he gets to the dragonballs before us, we're doomed.

Krillin

There's no way we're gonna let him get to them before we do! Bulma, you've gotta leave now! Go back to Earth alone. We'll take care of things here! Just leave us your radar and Gohan and I will collect the dragonballs.

But...?

Krillin

It's okay. Don't worry about us, I don't think we'll get into any trouble. We know what we're doing.

Yeah.

I understand. Sure, I'll leave you guys here and go back to Earth, but I'm coming back with Goku. But I think that you guys should know, that'll take two months. But what's two months anyways? Just sixty days! One thousand four hundred and forty hours. Eighty six thousand four hundred minutes. Five million one hundred eighty four thousand seconds, right?

Krillin

Yeah, it's only two months. [Krillin and Gohan laugh]

[pointing at Dende] Hey, what's the deal with the miniature Piccolo? He's Namekian right? You sure it's a good idea to bring him here?

Sure. We saved him.

But um...well...How exactly did you father have a child all by himself?

Dende

Uh...what do you mean how...he spit the eggs out of his mouth of course.

Oh, right. He. How silly of me. Wait, so what you're saying is he is actually a she right, a female.

Dende

Female? What's a female?