Raditz quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Raditz

[to himself] There it is. Just on the edge of my scouter's range. And it's big. It must be the largest power level on this planet. It's Kakarot. This time I'm sure.

Raditz

[to himself] Have you forgotten your pride Kakarot. We are Saiyans, the mightiest warriors in the universe. I can still remember the day that we first sent you to this planet as an infant. We had high hopes for you then Kakarot, why have you not carried out your mission? Kakarot!

Raditz

Why are they laughing? Planning something clever, no doubt.

Raditz

[after the armor pad is pierced] My that was quite an impressive little trick. Look how easy it pierced my armor. It's lucky for me that your aim needs some work.

Raditz

Just say "uncle!" Heh heh heh heh heh heh. Uncle! Ha ha ha ha. [to Piccolo] Just look at that fool! Why so blue, green man? Is it because you're powerless to help your friend, or 'cause you're just plain ugly!?

Raditz

So, the creatures on this planet are still alive. Kakarot has failed us.

[holding his shotgun] You're on my property.

Raditz

Is that so? [Raditz checks his scouter] Hmm...your power level is puny. Ha. Level five.

Don't you come any closer! Look, I'll use this thing! [the farmer fires his gun] Aah! Huh?

Raditz

[Raditz catches the bullet] Hmmm...

Aah! [Raditz flicks the bullet right at the farmer, sending him hurling backward and killing him]

Raditz

Heh. What a fragile breed of people.

Piccolo

[Piccolo senses Raditz] Uh? Huh? Huh? What is that? I've never felt so much power! Uh...huh...? It can't be Goku, it's too horrible. Huh! Who is that!? [Raditz lands in front of Piccolo]

Raditz

Excuse me for dropping in. I'm trying ta find a man named Kakarot. I thought you were him.

Piccolo

Well you thought wrong. Now turn around and get outta here before I get angry.

Raditz

Someone's having a bad day...

Piccolo

Believe me, you have no idea. Now get lost!

Raditz

Teh he he he he he he he he he. Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? [Raditz checks his scouter] Power level three hundred and twenty two. I can tell you're not from this planet, but you'd be a fool to attack me...with such an insufficient power. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Piccolo

Now, listen to me. You came here. I have no intention of starting a fight.

Raditz

I do.

Piccolo

Grr...grrr...grr...alright, if that's the way he wants it! [Piccolo blasts Raditz] Ha ha. Huh? [Raditz is unscathed]

Raditz

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Impressive. You actually managed to singe some of my leg hair.

Piccolo

Uh!?

Raditz

But allow me to demonstrate a more effective attack.

Piccolo

Huh...huh!?

Raditz

It's one of my favorites. I call it a double sunday. Now, see if you can follow this one. [Raditz' scouter indicates another power level] Uh? Well, I guess it's your lucky day green man. [Raditz leaves]

Goku.

Raditz

Huh?

Huh?

There's something...something your grandfather once told me that I think you should know. Long ago, your grandpa Gohan was walking through the woods when he came upon a crater that had been recently made in the ground. When he went to examine it more closely, he found what appeared to be some sort of spaceship, and next to it, there you were, lying in a little round pod. Gohan tried to take care of you, but you were wild. Downright uncontrollable and unusually powerful for a baby. You wanted nothing to do with Gohan's kindness. Then, one day, there was a terrible accident. You fell into a deep ravine and badly injured your head. Your grandfather feared that he had lost you, but somehow, miraculously, you survived. Yes, any other child would have died, but you recovered. And from that day on, you became a happy loving boy.

I'm from outer space!?

Yes.

Well, that would explain a lot! So you think Goku has some connection with this guy?

I wish I knew.

'kay. You've got my attention. Now tell us who you are.

Raditz

Well, I wasn't expecting to give a history lesson when I came here today, but alright, I'll tell you everything. After all, you are going to be working for me from now on and I do like my subordinates to be well informed. [Krillin comes back]

Hey Krillin! You alright?

Krillin

Yeah, be careful Goku. This guy's not...normal.

Believe me, I know. I could sense that from the minute he landed. Even now, standing here talking to him like this, something about him turns my stomach.

Raditz

Such harsh words. Careful, you're more like me than you realize.

Hmmm...

Raditz

You were born on the planet Vegeta. You are a space fighter, a Saiyan warrior, just like me.

Huh!?

Uh...uh!?

Krillin

What?

Goku...

Raditz

Ha ha ha ha ha. So baby brother wants to be left alone. Well, its a pity that's not going to happen. No, at this point, I'm afraid you're far too valuable to us for that. You see, three years ago, our home planet Vegeta met with an unfortunate accident, when a huge comet splattered to its surface. The planet was vaporized and the Saiyan race destroyed. There's not too many of us left now brother. In fact, as far as we can tell, there are only four, including you. We were the only Saiyans away from home when the planet exploded. Like you, the rest of us have been sent off to perform a few hostile takeovers. And now we found another world we'd like to conquer. It should bring in a very high price. But unfortunately, the job's a little too big for only three of us to handle. We were almost afraid we'd have to pass it up, until I remembered you Kakarot. You're not as powerful as I might've hoped, but still, with your help, we should manage nicely. Well now, what do you think? Are you excited? You should be. I've come to take you back into the fold.

I heard enough!

Raditz

Hmmm...

I'd die before I'd join a gang of pirates like you!

Raditz

Interesting. I have been meaning to ask you Kakarot, I couldn't help but notice your son has a tail.

Leave him outta this!

Raditz

I'll decide that! If you won't join us, I suppose I'll just have to settle for taking the boy in your place.

Wha...?

Krillin

Goku...

We'll see. Ha!

Raditz

I see the fire in your eyes brother. You should come with us. It's in your blood, you love to fight.

Huh?

Raditz

Now.

Krillin

I'm right here with you Goku.

Just stay close to Gohan.

Watch it Goku. [Raditz teleports and smashes Goku in the stomach, sending him sprawling backward]

Uh! Ooh...uh....

Raditz

[Raditz grabs Gohan] Like I said, I'm taking your son. If you ever want to see him alive again, I suggest you listen closely.

Krillin

Come on Goku! You have to get up!

Raditz

Now then, I'll give you one day to think about my offer. Although lets be realistic Kakarot, I'm not giving you a choice. So, when you decide to join us, and you will, there's something I want you to do...prove to me that you mean it. You can start by eliminating one hundred of these pathetic Earthlings. Just stack them on this beach when you're done, I'll be back tomorrow for a head count.

Ah!?

Raditz

So what do you say Kakarot? I do hope you'll come through for me on this one. After all, he's my nephew. It would be a shame if I had to hurt him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Raditz

Well, well, well. Look who's decided to drop in. It's little brother. Oh, and he's brought the green man with him. I was wondering who that second insignificant blip on my scouter might be. I confess, I didn't expect it to be you. What a pleasant surprise. I have to hand it to you brother, I didn't think I'd see you till tomorrow. You are a little more resourceful than I thought, and more foolish as well.

We'll see about that!

Raditz

Fair enough. So what bring you here Kakarot? Do tell. Have you already eliminated one hundred Earthlings?

I'm here to get my son back! Where is he!?

That's my daddy!

Raditz

I was afraid you said that.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Raditz

You are testing my patience Kakarot! I've been more than generous with you so far! Now for the last time, I strongly recommend that you join us!

I don't care what you recommend! The answer is still no!

Wah! That hurt! Wah!

Raditz

You should listen to your big brother.

As far as I'm concerned, I don't have a brother!

Raditz

Alright then, you can have it your way Kakarot. I didn't come here to kill you, but it seems you have left me no choice. It's too bad little brother. I do think you would have found the life of a Saiyan to be quite invigorating.

Piccolo

Alright! I've heard enough talk! You know why we're here so lets get on with it! [Piccolo throws down his weighted clothing]

Huh? Piccolo!? I had no idea you trained with weighted clothing too.

Piccolo

What? Thought you were the only one? Hmm...oh yeah. I feel much lighter.

[after taking off that weighted clothing] That outta do it, Piccolo. Unless you can thing of something else

Piccolo

What am I? Your tailor?

Raditz

I'll tell you what. Seeing as how your power levels are more or less equal, why don't we make a little game out of this? We'll call it "which of you can last against me the longest?" The rules are simple. I cause you both a great deal of pain and you writhe around in agony. The loser is the first to beg for mercy.

Piccolo

Grr...grr...grrr...grrr...that's it. I don't care how strong he is. I'm not gonna stand here and listen to this. I would prefer to die.

Raditz

Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Don't you worry about it green man, we'll get to that in due time.

Hey, don't get ahead o' yourself. You haven't beaten us yet.

Raditz

Trust me Kakarot, I know an easy win when I see one. I'm a Saiyan. It's what I do.

Piccolo

Come on Goku, lets finish this guy. We'll charge him together.

Wait. Not yet. Not until what he's done with Gohan. Now where is he? Where have you hidden him?

Raditz

Right. Your little son? You think you're going to save him? Who's getting a head of himself, now?

This is the last time I'going to ask you! Where IS my son!?!

Raditz

Spare me the fatherly dramatics. You can have a last look at him, if you want. He is locked inside my space pod, behind you.

Huh?

Wah!

Huh?

Daddy, help me!

Be strong Gohan. I'll be down to help you in a minute. Just hold on.

Raditz

Ha! You'll be down alright, but you won't be helping anybody.

Huh?

Raditz

You should say your good byes thought, you won't get another chance.

NO! I won't loose.

Piccolo, are you alright? [sees his arm ripped] Ah!

Piccolo

Don't worry about it. It's not as bad as it looks. I'm not out of this fight yet.

Raditz

[after he burns off Piccolo's arm with a blast] Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, excuse me! Has anyone seen my arm? Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You can't miss it! It's green! Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Piccolo

Yes, Goku, with pleasure. I see you had a surprise attack after all, you sly dog. Now, hold him tight, this is the last time I can do this.

Raditz

Kakarot, please tell me you're not going through with this. I am your brother.

Raditz

[checks his scouter] What!? Hey, kid! What happened to all that power you had!?

W...what power?

Raditz

Bah! Play dumb if you want! You'll pay, all the same!

Daddy! Help!

Leave him alone!

Raditz

Ah ha! [Raditz smacks Gohan away]

Gohan!? Gohan....huh!? Please, don't hurt him. He's just a boy.

Raditz

Yes, he's just a little boy, that's true. But he's very strong. And he has a power level even higher than yours little brother. And if he ever learned to control it, it would be very bad for us! Heh...so, you could see, I have no choice! He must die! Now!

No, wait. You can't.

Raditz

[to himself] You are the first Saiyan to ever damage me like this my nephew. You are a true warrior who was worthy of being a Saiyan. And so, I will give you a death that is also worthy of a Saiyan.