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Dragon Ball Z · Season 1, Episode 8

“Gohan Goes Bananas!” quotes from Dragon Ball Z

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“Gohan Goes Bananas!” · Season 1, Episode 8

In this episode: Krillin (4), Master Roshi (3), Bulma (2), Yajirobe (2), Piccolo (1)

So, uh, how did she take it Krillin?

Uh...I didn't tell her.

Eh....

No way! Seriously?

Yup.

I can't believe you Krillin. So what have you been doing all this time?

W...well, we started eating dinner, and it got late and...uh...they made me spend the night over there.

You are going to march right back over there and tell them what happened.

No, anything but that.

Well, I can't blame you.

Why not? I just did.

[Bulma checks the scouter for Master Roshi's power level] This should tell us what your power level is. And it's...one hundred and thirty nine!?

One thirty nine, huh? That seems a little low to me.

No, I'm sure it's a good rating, considering you're an old man.

I don't know which hurts worse...the lousy power rating or the commentary that goes with it.

Hey, check mine out! I'd love to know what my power level is!

Alright. You've got it. [Bulma checks the scouter for Krillin's power level] Two o six. Not bad.

Oh wow! Hear that Master Roshi? My power level's higher than yours!

Eh...that proves it. The gizmo's busted.

Oh...ya think...?

I know a way to find out. Ah. [Bulma checks the scouter for Turtle's power level] Alright Turtle, put up your dukes. I'm gonna check the calibration on this thing. Power level point zero zero one. Ha ha ha ha ha. Sorry, Roshi. I'd say it's pretty accurate.

Oh yeah!

I'll be...

Ah, cheer up. You're still stronger than me.

Come on! Open up! I don't have all day you know!

Now what kind of visitor could possibly be so rude?

It's me.

Huh...oh yeah...I remember you...you're uh...what's your name?

You know I'm Yajirobe you near-sighted q-ball head.

So uh...did Korin send you?

"Hey, look at me. I'm know-it-all Korin." That's the guy. And he wants you ta bring Yamcha, and Ten-somebody and uh...Chiao-whatever...

Oh. You mean Tien and Chiaotzu.

Not me?

Yeah, like I said...get all those guys and bring 'em to Korin Tower. I'm training with you too.

What? No way!?

Yeah, crazy huh? I told Korin I'm not fightin' any stupid aliens and he went through the roof. I thought he was gonna kill me. He's serious.

Now, I guess you'll need some new clothes and a sword would help. Now, You can't say I never gave you anything kid. [Piccolo makes clothes appear on Gohan's unconscious body] The clothes are like your dad's, but the symbols show you're from my camp. Alright, I've already done more for you than I intended. I don't have time to babysit you anymore. I have my own training to do. But if you can survive for six months on your own, you'll see me again. And that's when you'll learn the art of fighting the hard way...I'll teach you everything. That's right. You'll learn to be just like me. Heh.

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