“Reunions” quotes from Dragon Ball Z

You tryin' ta earn some extra cash babysitting or something?

He's my son. [Master Roshi, Bulma, and Krillin are shocked]

Your son!?

Pretty wild, huh?

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Well, uh...he sure seems a lot different than you were when you were a kid, Goku.

I know. Chi-Chi can be pretty overprotective when it comes to Gohan. She makes him study all the time and she says martial arts are a waste of energy.

Oh yeah? Then what does that make us then?

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Goku.

Huh?

Huh?

There's something...something your grandfather once told me that I think you should know. Long ago, your grandpa Gohan was walking through the woods when he came upon a crater that had been recently made in the ground. When he went to examine it more closely, he found what appeared to be some sort of spaceship, and next to it, there you were, lying in a little round pod. Gohan tried to take care of you, but you were wild. Downright uncontrollable and unusually powerful for a baby. You wanted nothing to do with Gohan's kindness. Then, one day, there was a terrible accident. You fell into a deep ravine and badly injured your head. Your grandfather feared that he had lost you, but somehow, miraculously, you survived. Yes, any other child would have died, but you recovered. And from that day on, you became a happy loving boy.

I'm from outer space!?

Yes.

Bulma

Well, that would explain a lot! So you think Goku has some connection with this guy?

I wish I knew.

'kay. You've got my attention. Now tell us who you are.

Well, I wasn't expecting to give a history lesson when I came here today, but alright, I'll tell you everything. After all, you are going to be working for me from now on and I do like my subordinates to be well informed. [Krillin comes back]

Hey Krillin! You alright?

Yeah, be careful Goku. This guy's not...normal.

Believe me, I know. I could sense that from the minute he landed. Even now, standing here talking to him like this, something about him turns my stomach.

Such harsh words. Careful, you're more like me than you realize.

Hmmm...

You were born on the planet Vegeta. You are a space fighter, a Saiyan warrior, just like me.

Huh!?

Uh...uh!?

What?

Goku...

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Ha ha ha ha ha. So baby brother wants to be left alone. Well, its a pity that's not going to happen. No, at this point, I'm afraid you're far too valuable to us for that. You see, three years ago, our home planet Vegeta met with an unfortunate accident, when a huge comet splattered to its surface. The planet was vaporized and the Saiyan race destroyed. There's not too many of us left now brother. In fact, as far as we can tell, there are only four, including you. We were the only Saiyans away from home when the planet exploded. Like you, the rest of us have been sent off to perform a few hostile takeovers. And now we found another world we'd like to conquer. It should bring in a very high price. But unfortunately, the job's a little too big for only three of us to handle. We were almost afraid we'd have to pass it up, until I remembered you Kakarot. You're not as powerful as I might've hoped, but still, with your help, we should manage nicely. Well now, what do you think? Are you excited? You should be. I've come to take you back into the fold.

I heard enough!

Hmmm...

I'd die before I'd join a gang of pirates like you!

Interesting. I have been meaning to ask you Kakarot, I couldn't help but notice your son has a tail.

Leave him outta this!

I'll decide that! If you won't join us, I suppose I'll just have to settle for taking the boy in your place.

Wha...?

Goku...

We'll see. Ha!

I see the fire in your eyes brother. You should come with us. It's in your blood, you love to fight.

Huh?

Now.

I'm right here with you Goku.

Just stay close to Gohan.

Watch it Goku. [Raditz teleports and smashes Goku in the stomach, sending him sprawling backward]

Uh! Ooh...uh....

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[Raditz grabs Gohan] Like I said, I'm taking your son. If you ever want to see him alive again, I suggest you listen closely.

Come on Goku! You have to get up!

Now then, I'll give you one day to think about my offer. Although lets be realistic Kakarot, I'm not giving you a choice. So, when you decide to join us, and you will, there's something I want you to do...prove to me that you mean it. You can start by eliminating one hundred of these pathetic Earthlings. Just stack them on this beach when you're done, I'll be back tomorrow for a head count.

Ah!?