[about a scouter] I'll reprogram it too. I think I can get it to display numbers in our own language.
Wow, Bulma. You're a genius!
Don't worry, I know.
Before you leave, I have a request to make. This'll sound strange but try to put your emotions aside. I want Goku's son to come with me for special training.
What?
No way! You can't fool me mister! Special training...!
Grrr...
You just wanna gobble him up!
I do not!
Then tell us why.
Earlier today, this boy showed signs that he might be the most powerful person on this planet. I think I can teach him to control his power, so he can use it to help us defend the Earth when the other Saiyans arrive.
Hmm...
It is a long shot. He might still be too young, we'll see.
Yeah. He's probably too young.
Right. I wouldn't chance it if I were you...aha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Hmm...at any rate, I'd say you'd have to ask the boy's mother.
I'm not asking! I'm telling!
Eh!?
Ah?!
Look, nothing else matters right now except beating the other Saiyans in one year! The boy's in good hands. [Piccolo takes Gohan] Aha ha ha. When you wish Goku back, tell him he can look forward to seeing his son one year from now, I'll do what I can with this pampered kid. Hopefully, our work will bare fruit. Remember, tell him one year. [Piccolo leaves with Gohan]
I never was a good babysitter.
Now we're done for. So who's gonna tell Chi-Chi?
DDemon
Yes, I could tell right away from your cool suit. Oh, you Kung Fu guys are so buff. I mean like macho-supremo. You might even have a chance of making it to King Kai's. But, tell me, do you think a guy like me could learn Kung Fu? I mean, I've always wanted to, I just don't know.
Well, sure. It's not Kung Fu though, it's the Kame-Sennin style of martial arts.
DDemon
Ah...
Hey, so what's this King Kai like? Have you met him?
DDemon
Who me? I'm flattered you think that. No, I haven't met King Kai and I don't know of anyone who has, except for King Yemma.
Wow! And I get to meet him, for real?
DDemon
Well, maybe...
[about Snake Way] Wow! It seems so long!
DDemon
[giggling] Oh, we must have a psychic connection or something, because I say the same thing to myself every time I see it.
How long is it?
DDemon
Well, they say it's over ten thousand miles, but nobody really knows for sure.
Ten thousand miles!? Has anyone ever made it to the end!?
DDemon
Just one person. King Yemma. But he made that tremendous journey many many centuries ago.
Centuries ago...? Wow, if I had known Snake Way was this long, I would've packed a lunch or something.
DDemon
Oh, I wouldn't worry about food. You've got a very long way to go. And believe you me, a lot more important things to worry about.
But, I don't wanna be a fighter. I wanna be an orthopedist when I grow up.
Hm, is that so? Well you still can, but first you have to help us defeat the Saiyans when they arrive. If we can't stop them, they'll wipe out everyone on Earth, then you won't turn out to be anything.
But I'm afraid.
You'll be far more afraid of me if you don't do exactly what I say!
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