Krillin quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Krillin

What I wanna know is which one of us gets to fight Mister Satan. It sure would be nice to finally throw that goofball off his high horse.

Krillin

[after seeing people cheering for Hercule] Heh. People will cheer for a goldfish if you put a champion belt on 'im.

Krillin

[after seeing some kids fighting in the junior division matches] Boy. This is about as fun as watching wallpaper dry.

Krillin

[Trunks is about to fight] Do your best! Oh, wait. Trunks' best might hurt someone. Do okay!

Krillin

Goku, Gohan, and Vegeta couldn't even beat this monster! So what chance do I have against him?

Hey, who's the kid?

Krillin

You tryin' ta earn some extra cash babysitting or something?

He's my son. [Master Roshi, Bulma, and Krillin are shocked]

Your son!?

Pretty wild, huh?

Krillin

Well, uh...he sure seems a lot different than you were when you were a kid, Goku.

I know. Chi-Chi can be pretty overprotective when it comes to Gohan. She makes him study all the time and she says martial arts are a waste of energy.

Krillin

Oh yeah? Then what does that make us then?

Goku.

Raditz

Huh?

Huh?

There's something...something your grandfather once told me that I think you should know. Long ago, your grandpa Gohan was walking through the woods when he came upon a crater that had been recently made in the ground. When he went to examine it more closely, he found what appeared to be some sort of spaceship, and next to it, there you were, lying in a little round pod. Gohan tried to take care of you, but you were wild. Downright uncontrollable and unusually powerful for a baby. You wanted nothing to do with Gohan's kindness. Then, one day, there was a terrible accident. You fell into a deep ravine and badly injured your head. Your grandfather feared that he had lost you, but somehow, miraculously, you survived. Yes, any other child would have died, but you recovered. And from that day on, you became a happy loving boy.

I'm from outer space!?

Yes.

Well, that would explain a lot! So you think Goku has some connection with this guy?

I wish I knew.

'kay. You've got my attention. Now tell us who you are.

Raditz

Well, I wasn't expecting to give a history lesson when I came here today, but alright, I'll tell you everything. After all, you are going to be working for me from now on and I do like my subordinates to be well informed. [Krillin comes back]

Hey Krillin! You alright?

Krillin

Yeah, be careful Goku. This guy's not...normal.

Believe me, I know. I could sense that from the minute he landed. Even now, standing here talking to him like this, something about him turns my stomach.

Raditz

Such harsh words. Careful, you're more like me than you realize.

Hmmm...

Raditz

You were born on the planet Vegeta. You are a space fighter, a Saiyan warrior, just like me.

Huh!?

Uh...uh!?

Krillin

What?

Goku...

Raditz

Ha ha ha ha ha. So baby brother wants to be left alone. Well, its a pity that's not going to happen. No, at this point, I'm afraid you're far too valuable to us for that. You see, three years ago, our home planet Vegeta met with an unfortunate accident, when a huge comet splattered to its surface. The planet was vaporized and the Saiyan race destroyed. There's not too many of us left now brother. In fact, as far as we can tell, there are only four, including you. We were the only Saiyans away from home when the planet exploded. Like you, the rest of us have been sent off to perform a few hostile takeovers. And now we found another world we'd like to conquer. It should bring in a very high price. But unfortunately, the job's a little too big for only three of us to handle. We were almost afraid we'd have to pass it up, until I remembered you Kakarot. You're not as powerful as I might've hoped, but still, with your help, we should manage nicely. Well now, what do you think? Are you excited? You should be. I've come to take you back into the fold.

I heard enough!

Raditz

Hmmm...

I'd die before I'd join a gang of pirates like you!

Raditz

Interesting. I have been meaning to ask you Kakarot, I couldn't help but notice your son has a tail.

Leave him outta this!

Raditz

I'll decide that! If you won't join us, I suppose I'll just have to settle for taking the boy in your place.

Wha...?

Krillin

Goku...

We'll see. Ha!

Raditz

I see the fire in your eyes brother. You should come with us. It's in your blood, you love to fight.

Huh?

Raditz

Now.

Krillin

I'm right here with you Goku.

Just stay close to Gohan.

Watch it Goku. [Raditz teleports and smashes Goku in the stomach, sending him sprawling backward]

Uh! Ooh...uh....

Raditz

[Raditz grabs Gohan] Like I said, I'm taking your son. If you ever want to see him alive again, I suggest you listen closely.

Krillin

Come on Goku! You have to get up!

Raditz

Now then, I'll give you one day to think about my offer. Although lets be realistic Kakarot, I'm not giving you a choice. So, when you decide to join us, and you will, there's something I want you to do...prove to me that you mean it. You can start by eliminating one hundred of these pathetic Earthlings. Just stack them on this beach when you're done, I'll be back tomorrow for a head count.

Ah!?

Raditz

So what do you say Kakarot? I do hope you'll come through for me on this one. After all, he's my nephew. It would be a shame if I had to hurt him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Don't worry! Krillin and I are ready! We'll put that space pirate out of business, won't we?

Krillin

Well, if there's three of us, I guess it's possible. Possible but...not likely.

Krillin

Oh great! What else could go wrong today!?

Piccolo

I suppose you could make me angry, but I wouldn't advise it.

[about a scouter] I'll reprogram it too. I think I can get it to display numbers in our own language.

Krillin

Wow, Bulma. You're a genius!

Don't worry, I know.

Piccolo

Before you leave, I have a request to make. This'll sound strange but try to put your emotions aside. I want Goku's son to come with me for special training.

What?

Krillin

No way! You can't fool me mister! Special training...!

Piccolo

Grrr...

Krillin

You just wanna gobble him up!

Piccolo

I do not!

Then tell us why.

Piccolo

Earlier today, this boy showed signs that he might be the most powerful person on this planet. I think I can teach him to control his power, so he can use it to help us defend the Earth when the other Saiyans arrive.

Hmm...

Piccolo

It is a long shot. He might still be too young, we'll see.

Krillin

Yeah. He's probably too young.

Right. I wouldn't chance it if I were you...aha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Hmm...at any rate, I'd say you'd have to ask the boy's mother.

Piccolo

I'm not asking! I'm telling!

Eh!?

Ah?!

Piccolo

Look, nothing else matters right now except beating the other Saiyans in one year! The boy's in good hands. [Piccolo takes Gohan] Aha ha ha. When you wish Goku back, tell him he can look forward to seeing his son one year from now, I'll do what I can with this pampered kid. Hopefully, our work will bare fruit. Remember, tell him one year. [Piccolo leaves with Gohan]

I never was a good babysitter.

Krillin

Now we're done for. So who's gonna tell Chi-Chi?

I'm so excited to see Gohan. I can't wait. Heh he he he he he. You know, I haven't seen him in almost a year. He's probably all grown up by now. Heh he he he he.

Krillin

[to himself] Aw, man! How can I tell him he's gonna have to wait another year?