Krillin quotes from Dragon Ball Z

So, uh, how did she take it Krillin?

Krillin

Uh...I didn't tell her.

Eh....

No way! Seriously?

Krillin

Yup.

I can't believe you Krillin. So what have you been doing all this time?

Krillin

W...well, we started eating dinner, and it got late and...uh...they made me spend the night over there.

You are going to march right back over there and tell them what happened.

Krillin

No, anything but that.

Well, I can't blame you.

Why not? I just did.

[Bulma checks the scouter for Master Roshi's power level] This should tell us what your power level is. And it's...one hundred and thirty nine!?

One thirty nine, huh? That seems a little low to me.

No, I'm sure it's a good rating, considering you're an old man.

I don't know which hurts worse...the lousy power rating or the commentary that goes with it.

Krillin

Hey, check mine out! I'd love to know what my power level is!

Alright. You've got it. [Bulma checks the scouter for Krillin's power level] Two o six. Not bad.

Krillin

Oh wow! Hear that Master Roshi? My power level's higher than yours!

Eh...that proves it. The gizmo's busted.

Krillin

Oh...ya think...?

I know a way to find out. Ah. [Bulma checks the scouter for Turtle's power level] Alright Turtle, put up your dukes. I'm gonna check the calibration on this thing. Power level point zero zero one. Ha ha ha ha ha. Sorry, Roshi. I'd say it's pretty accurate.

Krillin

Oh yeah!

I'll be...

Ah, cheer up. You're still stronger than me.

Come on! Open up! I don't have all day you know!

Krillin

Now what kind of visitor could possibly be so rude?

It's me.

Krillin

Huh...oh yeah...I remember you...you're uh...what's your name?

You know I'm Yajirobe you near-sighted q-ball head.

Krillin

So uh...did Korin send you?

"Hey, look at me. I'm know-it-all Korin." That's the guy. And he wants you ta bring Yamcha, and Ten-somebody and uh...Chiao-whatever...

Krillin

Oh. You mean Tien and Chiaotzu.

Not me?

Yeah, like I said...get all those guys and bring 'em to Korin Tower. I'm training with you too.

Krillin

What? No way!?

Yeah, crazy huh? I told Korin I'm not fightin' any stupid aliens and he went through the roof. I thought he was gonna kill me. He's serious.

Yamcha

Krillin, if you need some help against those Saiyans, let me know.

Krillin

Wait a second. That's what I came to talk to you about. I do need you. Korin wants us all to report to him for special training.

Yamcha

For real Krillin?

Krillin

Uhuh...uhuh.

Yamcha

In any case, those sorry Saiyans are gonna have their hands full, I'll make sure o' that.

Wow. Now you're talkin' Yamcha.

Krillin

Oh great. She still likes him. Bummer.

Krillin

Hey, Kami. I don't mean to be rude, but we're not really learning anything new.

Yamcha

He's right. So far, you haven't taught us anything we couldn't do on our own. We wanna be as strong as Goku was when he was here.

Krillin

Yeah, come on. We want the same training you gave Goku, Kami.

Kami

Please listen carefully then.

Uh...?

Kami

I taught...Goku....nothing! That's what I taught him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Yamcha

Hey, what did he mean by that?

Who knows? If this camp wasn't free, I'd be out of here! Just between you and me, the food's not that great.

To be truly strong, you must know yourself and your enemy. Once you know this, all will become clear.

Krillin

What do ya mean? Know myself?

Yamcha

Don't give us that rubbish! How could we not know ourselves?! I know myself better than anybody!

Oh, is that a fact? So you know yourself, do you? How come you don't know that you are weak?

Yamcha

Whoah! Would you like to prove that!? You beach ball!

Hey, you grew up with my dad, didn't you? He said guys thought you couldn't fight because you were so short.

Krillin

Short huh? Actually, we were the same size. But then, he kept growing and I stopped.

Nappa

[after Vegeta obliterates a Saibamen with a blast] Vegeta! Why?

Vegeta

He wasn't of any use to us anymore.

Nappa

I know, but...he was alive...

Vegeta

Hmph.

Nappa

I...I don't understand.

Vegeta

It would've been pointless to let him continue Nappa. He was losing, which leads me to believe he wasn't trying his hardest. Hmph. I specifically told him not to hold anything back.

Krillin

Whoah! Talk about ruthless.

Piccolo

[to himself] No mercy. Even for his allies. He won't be taking prisoners. We're fighting for our lives.

[telepathically speaking to Tien while grabbing onto Nappa's back in midair] Tien, can you hear me?

Tien

Ah?

I hope my ESP is working. I have to say goodbye now.

Tien

What? What are you talking about? Chiaotzu! You're not going anywhere! Just stop it!

Nappa

Grrr...heh.

I'm sorry Tien, I have to do this. Thank you for everything. You're my best friend, always.

Tien

No, don't! Chiaotzu, please! This isn't the answer!

It's the only way Tien. Don't worry. I'm not afraid. And if I can save you, then it's worth dying for. [Nappa begins to ascend, trying to spike Chiaotzu into a sharp mountain]

Tien

No! Stop it! Get off!

Goodbye Tien. Remember me! Ah...ah...

Krillin

Huh...

Piccolo

Grrr...

Huh...

Nappa

Grrr...... [Chiaotzu's light energy begins to envelop Nappa's body]

Tien

Chiaotzu! No!

Hmm...uh...ah...uh...uh... [Chiaotzu explodes himself on Nappa, killing himself in the process]

Piccolo

[about Nappa] He's going to start attacking Tien, and when he does, he'll have an unguarded moment. That's when we strike.

Krillin

Eh...eh...eh..eh...uhuh...

Piccolo

Alright. Good. Did you get that Gohan?

Uhuh.

Vegeta

That's a good plan.

Piccolo

Uh?

Vegeta

Nappa's too strong to fight head on.

Piccolo

Huh?

Vegeta

Don't take your eyes off them. You'll miss your opportunity.

Piccolo

Ha, confident, huh? Well, you just wait until Goku makes it back. We'll see if you're still so cocky.

Vegeta

Oh? Interesting. Who's Goku? Is he really that strong?

Piccolo

Ha ha ha ha ha. You'll find out soon.

Vegeta

[to himself] Who is this Goku...? Interesting...huh...is it...?

Nappa

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. So much for ol' three eyes. Now then. Where were we?

Piccolo

Krillin, it looks like we're gonna have to finish this on the ground. He seems to have a greater advantage in the air.

Krillin

Gotcha.

Nappa

Ha ha ha ha ha. Fools. It doesn't matter where you go! I'll crush ya!

Piccolo

We can't just give up because things aren't the way we want them to be.

Krillin

Uh...

Piccolo

We need to be strong. It's up to us now.

Krillin

Hm...

I'm really sorry about earlier you guys. I guess I just froze when I saw him coming at me. If it wasn't for me, Tien would still be alive.

Piccolo

It hurts doesn't it?

Uh...

Piccolo

Facing your fears would've been much less painful.

Oh....

Krillin

Hey, go easy on 'im Piccolo. You know, givin' his age an' everything, I think it's a miracle he's out here at all. I mean, if it were me, I probably would've been long gone by now.

Thanks Krillin.

Piccolo

Gohan, you know how to fight. Remember your training.

But I'm not ready. We still have two hours. Maybe you can train me some more while we're waiting.

Piccolo

The training is complete. I taught you everything I know. Just go home.

But Piccolo...uh...uh...oh...

Krillin

Wait Piccolo.

Piccolo

[to himself] Gohan. It's true. I taught you everything. You're ready.

Krillin

Gohan, come back. Wait a second, we need you. He doesn't really want you to go. Come on, tell 'im Piccolo. Gohan! [Nappa throws a blast in front of Gohan]

Nappa

Hey, you little brat!

Uh...

Nappa

You better run home. We wouldn't want you getting hurt. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

You shut up you big bully!

Krillin

Uh...

I'm not running away. You can't scare me anymore. I was just going to go over there to use the bathroom, if that's okay with you. You could use a shower yourself.

Nappa

What's that? Speak up, kid.

Uh...grrr...

Nappa

Well?

Okay! I said you smell!

Nappa

Ah! Ah! Grrr...why you little runt! How dare you!? You're brave now but we'll see what happens in two hours.

Vegeta

[Nappa barely dodges Krillin's destruco disc, having his face slightly cut] What a fool! That shot would've sliced him in two!

Krillin

So close...

Nappa

Grr...grrr...grrr...grr...grrr...you! You cut me! Oh, you've gone and done it now! You've scarred my beautiful face! And you're gonna pay for it!