Whoah, watch out everyone! Android 18 is here!
Look, he noticed. How cute.
Someone please tell me she's still not terrorizing the planet.
Well, actually uh...Goku, 18 and I have gotten married.
Uh...ah...you mean you live in the same house as her!?
What I wanna know is which one of us gets to fight Mister Satan. It sure would be nice to finally throw that goofball off his high horse.
Are all these people competing?
I say we wipe them all out now.
AAnnouncer
But hey, tell me somethin'. It wasn't Mister Satan who beat Cell, right? Come on, I know it was you.
Heh.
Hee hee hee hee hee.
AAnnouncer
Listen, I can't tell you how glad I am you're here. Without you, these last few tournaments have been nothing but capital B boring. [looks at Goku's team] Huh? Say, are all of them with you too?
Yeah, you could say that.
AAnnouncer
Great, even better. So you think you guys can get through the fights without blowing up the ring this time?
We'll try.
AAnnouncer
And that's exactly the kind of attitude this tournament has been lacking...ha ha. You haven't always had that gold ring over your head, have you?
Well, actually...I've been dead ever since my fight with Cell but they let me come back this one time for a day to compete.
AAnnouncer
Uh...well that's weird. But hey, with all the things I've seen you do, it'd be dumb to start doubting you now. Am I right, Goku baby?
[to himself] Good. At least one person knows how great my dad is.
[after seeing people cheering for Hercule] Heh. People will cheer for a goldfish if you put a champion belt on 'im.
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