Goku quotes from Dragon Ball Z

[after powering up] Well, that was about half of my power. What do ya think?

That was only half!? What's wrong with people like you? Will you not be happy until you wreck the whole planet?

So, how do I stack up against Cell?

That's hard for me to answer. Hmmm...well...I don't know how precise I can be but...uh...to be blunt...I'd have to say Cell is stronger.

Uh!?

Then what are we waiting around for? Shouldn't we be like...planning our escape!?

[Chi-Chi sees Gohan and Goku as Super Saiyans] But what happened? Where is my sweet little Gohan?

I'm right here, mom.

Aha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Babe, you crack me up.

Calm down. Calm down.

Aah! [to Gohan] What happened to your beautiful black hair? Who gave you permission to dye it? [pulling on Gohan's hair]

It's not dyed. It's just...

[crying] My sweet little Gohan's become a punker!

No, it's not like that.

Krillin

So Vegeta was furious, and he was about to kill him for cutting off his tail. And Yajirobe goes, "Please, sir. I really admire you, and i'd like to join you if it's not too late." [Goku and Gohan laugh from this but stops when Gohan's glass cup breaks when he was going to drink it]

Man, again? You gotta control it like this. Watch me. [Goku picks up his glass cup but it also breaks]

I don't believe it, not another one! Goku, this has got to stop! [pots and pans fall from the shelves]

Sorry.

My chair!

Gohan, here.

Oh, man. We really did it this time.

Krillin

Chi-Chi's gonna kill you guys! Hey, where'd she go?

[Chi-Chi angrily burst out of the debris that she was buried in] HYAH! HERE I AM! Alright you two, i've had it with this Super Saiyan stuff! You've broken both sets of dishes, and three tables! I swear, is it too much to ask to have a normal dinner where we don't smash glasses, and bend silverware, and break all the furniture?! Well, is it?! I'm waiting!

No, sorry.

I have an idea. Maybe we should use paper plates and cups.

Yeah? Well think again, kid! Gosh, what a funny sense of humor. Paper cups, and paper plates, you must get that from your mommy. I'll tell you what, Gohan. Since it's your birthday, i'm going to let you off easy. For your punishment, you can help me clean up. As for you Goku, hit the road! Don't call us, we'll call you. [Chi-Chi opens the door]

Uh, you want me to leave home?

Yes! I can't take it anymore, Goku. I need you gone. At least until I finish setting up for Gohan's party. You like to fish, right? Well go catch a fish, or something.

Hey, sure. That sounds great, i'll catch a big one.

Krillin

I'll go too.

Me too.

Wonderful plan. But you can forget it, Gohan. Look, if you think you're getting off the hook that easy, you can think again, kiddo. After you finish cleaning up, it's time to study.

Anything but that, mom.

A mother knows what's best, right?

Yeah, I guess.

Hey, Gohan. Your mother is a hundred percent right. It would be best if you study this afternoon. [Gohan and Krillin were both shocked while Chi-Chi fainted from hearing this and the whole house jumped in the air]

Huh? What did I do?

Krillin

You don't know?

Gosh, daddy.

Are you sick? [shoves a thermometer in Goku's mouth and put her hand on his forehead] You feel okay.

Don't you think it's time that you give the boy a name?

Hm?

I thought of one. It came to me last night.

Oh...I didn't know you picked already.

Yes...Einstein!

Hm? Einstein? You're kidding.

[same time as Goku] Hm? Einstein? You're kidding.

Hardly. Our boy's name is going to be Einstein.

Oh wow, Piccolo. You've been doing some training in the hyperbolic time chamber, haven't you?

Piccolo

That's right.

I can really tell. You're strong. A lot more powerful than before.

Piccolo

Why don't you just say it? I'm stronger but you still don't think I can beat Cell.

Nope. Don't stand a chance.

Piccolo

Thanks. You've always been the honest one.

So, what brings you up here? Need some good jokes?

No, no jokes. Not right now. Don't you know about all the horrible things that are happening on Earth?

Now just give up the Dragon Balls nice and slow and then go away or this is going to get very ugly.

Huh? Hey, General Tao! Is that you?

Pardon?

Remember me? My name's Goku.

Go-ku?

We've had our differences, but it's good to see you again.

[after performing a cybernetic scan with his visors to confirm it's Goku] Why me? Why?

Okay then. Let's get this thing going. And if you want, I'll be first.

Trunks

Goku, you don't have to be the first one to fight.

What do ya say, Vegeta?

Vegeta

Be my guest. We all know it will be me who ends up finishing Cell.

Cell

As I'm sure you know by now, I've been waiting for this. Killing the helpless quickly grows old. Heh heh. I'm counting on you for amusement while I test my body.

I hear you're designed to use all of our techniques against us.

Cell

Perfection.

There's no way you can beat me with your stolen fighting techniques. Now, give up.

Cell

Hmph. No, not yet. It's over when I say it's over.

[after Goku dodges a Kamehameha from Cell] You know, that blast would've completely destroyed the Earth if I hadn't flown up and diverted it.

Cell

Yeah, maybe so. But I knew you would do something heroic to save it.

Heh heh. Oh I see, so you were counting on me.

Cell

Well don't get the wrong idea. I don't care one bit about this planet or its filthy people. But without it, there'd be no one to kill!

Cell

Now the whole desert is our ring. Let's say the last one standing wins the game.

I see. So it's a fight to the finish.

Cell

Would you have it any other way?

No, I guess not.