Goku quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Both hands are not on the steering wheel. Minus one point.

You're testing me now?

Your eyes are off the road. That's one more point.

No fair! [Goku steps on the break]

Ah! Hey, what's the big idea? You almost knocked my false teeth out! That's ten points! So there!

Krillin

[Bulma is holding baby Trunks] Heh, I hope you don't think I'm nuts for asking, but what's the deal with the baby Bulma?

Is it your son Yamcha? I'll bet he is.

Yamcha

Heh. He's not my kid.

Krillin

Huh?

Yamcha

Well, if you think that's a shock, just wait. Wait until she tells you who the father really is.

Krillin

Huh?

Uh?

Ha ha ha. I'll bet it's Vegeta, isn't it? [tapping baby Trunks] Right Trunks?

Krillin

Uhh?

Ehh?

Now who told you that Goku? I wanted to keep it a secret. I was going to surprise you guys.

[laughing from panic] Aha ha ha ha ha ha...well, actually...I just thought I'd take a guess. I mean, he kind o' looks like Vegeta. Aha ha ha ha ha ha...

You guessed his name too.

Yeah...what are the chances of that, huh? Maybe I'm psychic.

I'm outta here.

Hey, are you sure you don't wanna stay and help us out?

If you guys wanna stay here and get yourselves killed, that's your own business. But I'm takin' off while I still can.

There's way too many innocent people around here. We've got to lead these two out of the city.

Yes.

Huh?

It is too crowded here. I agree. Many people could get in our way. I will see to it that they do not. [Dr. Gero uses his eye lasers to blast the entire city, killing all the inhabitants]

You monster!

I cleared the area of innocents, in accordance with your wishes. Do you disagree with my methods?

Grr...leave these people out of this!

There are no people left to leave out.

[after changing to a Super Saiyan] Piccolo and Tien, you stay out of this. It looks like they only want me, and that's exactly who they'll get!

This is a most unexpected development indeed.

This technique is not listed in my files, 20.

Nor in mine. But my sensors indicate that there is no cause for concern. Yes, it is a most impressive ability. But it is nothing we cannot handle. 19 will demonstrate this by himself.

Kamiccolo.

Piccolo

Uh!

What? Did I say something wrong?

Piccolo

Listen, I've been through some changes. But my name is still Piccolo. And don't forget that.

Vegeta

I require nothing more than the essentials. This is not a vacation. This is work.

Ignore him Mister Popo. He's a little uptight today. He's just eager to complete his training.

Vegeta

Yes, so then I can take care of you. Heh heh heh heh heh heh.

This isn't good. Cell's power just went up the roof!

Yeah.

It's what we feared. Cell must've taken one of the androids. That's the only explanation!

Cell

So you're Goku.

And I take it you're Cell.

Cell

Well, Goku, it's so nice to meet you.

Yeah, I bet. So you can add another head over your mantle right?

Vegeta, you don't look that different. Why didn't your hair grow at all?

Vegeta

Uh...for your information, a pure Saiyan's hair does not change from the day that he is born.

Oh...

Is that true...how 'bout that!

I guess that's why you've never needed a haircut.

Hey yeah. But I wish I could do something about these split ends. Ha ha ha.

Try shampoo.

Vegeta

I don't have time to listen to Kakarot's hair problems.

So that's it. A tournament, huh? I gotta say, it sounds interesting.

Piccolo

What? Interesting?

Cell

Right here is where the fate of the universe will be determined. So what do you think?

I don't know. Seems kind of puny if it's supposed to decide all that, wouldn't you say?

Cell

Heh heh heh heh heh heh.

You're not the first person to try to rule the universe with a sword of injustice. They all failed. And so will you.

I've spent months preparing for the day I'd face you in your final form. I've come a long way Cell.

Cell

[pause] So have I.

Hey, Yajirobe. How you doin'?

Oh, I know why you're here. And if you think I'm gonna help you fight in that stupid tournament, then you could just forget it.

Aha ha ha. Thanks Yajirobe. But I wasn't going to ask you.

Like...I believe that. Next you'll be telling me that you just stopped by to say hello. Well, you know I'm the best kept secret weapon around.