Vegeta quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Vegeta

[after pounding Gohan into the ground] Pity. What a waste of talent. Bye. [Vegeta tries to blast Gohan to death and Piccolo appears behind him] Huh?

Piccolo

Not today. Back off.

Vegeta

Ha. Have it your way.

Please, father. Come home. I know you're still out there somewhere. You have to be. I need you dad.

Vegeta

A tough guy like you should be able to face the truth.

Do you know of a place where we can stay temporarily until we can make other arrangements?

Gosh...hey I know! Just stay with me!

No, we mustn't impose.

Ah, hey, it's really no biggie. It's the least I can do for you all. Besides, you need a major credit card to stay in a hotel. Hey, no worries. My dad's compound is huge. There's enough room for everyone. It's not like you guys have a lot of options. Green men from outer space aren't a common sight around here.

Oh, gosh. I see your point. We accept.

[to Vegeta] What about you? Hey, homeboy!

Vegeta

Huh? What? Home...what?

Hey, loosen up. You're going ta need a place to crash too.

Vegeta

Bah!

Hey, why don't you drop the arrogant tough guy act and just relax. Let it all go. Take a vacation for goodness sake. Unwind a little and see what life has to offer you. You're actually kinda cute. Aha ha.

Vegeta

What? I'm not kind of...shut up!

[in a battlefield of dead bodies] My word. So this is what my people get for being loyal servants to Frieza. How could he order Vegeta to do this to us after all we've done for him?

Vegeta

Fool! No one tells me what to do anymore! Especially Frieza!

You dare to defy Frieza? [Vegeta lifts the soldier by his uniform]

Vegeta

Look! I did not come here to fight with you! It was you and your idiotic friends that started it in the first place, now tell me where Goku is!

I've never even heard of him.

Vegeta

If you're lying to me, I will rip your head off!

Heh! We're protected under Frieza's treaty. You're the one who's going to get it.

Vegeta

Really? Is that so? The treaty you signed with Frieza is no longer valid! Because in order for a treaty to exist, the one who signed it must be alive and Frieza's dead. A Saiyan by the name of Goku destroyed him.

Frieza killed by a...a monkey? What a joke.

Vegeta

Ha ha ha ha. I don't remember telling a joke, bird-face!

Grr... [the soldier pulls his blaster up to shoot Vegeta and Vegeta crushed it with his hand] Ahh...

Vegeta

You just made my day. [Vegeta blasts the soldier to death]

[after Vegeta fatally wounds a bunch of Frieza's soldiers] Please sire. Please forgive us. Forgive us for ever doubting the incredible power of Vegeta.

Vegeta

A lesson learned too late. Ha. Did you poor fools actually believe you had a chance against me? When will they ever learn? Those who do not bow down before me shall suffer my wrath. Out here I have no equal. Not even Frieza was enough of a match for me. But there is one...Kakarot. Where are you...?

Vegeta

I was hoping that Kakarot might have finally returned.

Yamcha

Huh? What? No way. You never found him in space?

Vegeta

Don't remind me. I'm angry enough to hurt somebody and pounding you might just be the therapy I need.

Vegeta

These garments that you left...are they for a man or a woman? They're pink.

Come on, it's the style here.

Vegeta

Men in pink...how bizarre.

Heh. [everyone laughs]

Vegeta

This is ridiculous. I'm a warrior. Not a...a...a variety of flower.

Well, you smell good. [everyone laughs]

Vegeta

Stop that. Stop it or I'll blast you all!

[Bulma and Puar land] Yamcha!

Yamcha

What in the world are you two doing here?

We came to see Frieza. I missed him on Namek, and I am not going to let that happen again.

Yamcha

Are you crazy? Do you realize what he'll do to you when he finds you here?

Yes, of course I do. He'll come down and blow up the planet, but I wanna see him before he does it. What's so wrong with that? Besides, I hear he's kinda cute.

Vegeta

It's amazing how every time you open your mouth, you prove you're an idiot.

Yamcha

Tien! Chiaotzu!

Ah?

Tien

[angrily] Vegeta! I didn't realize you were going to be here too!

Vegeta

Is that okay?

Tien

As a matter of fact, it isn't. I still haven't forgotten what happened the last time we met. You disgust me. How can you stomach him Yamcha.

Vegeta

Ha. Loser.

Tien

What!?

Yamcha

Hey, cool it guys. This is no time to fight, okay?

Vegeta

[to Tien and Yamcha] Be quiet. I'd rather Frieza's scouters didn't detect us because of your incessant jabbering. Besides, all this scary talk is upsetting the Namek.

Yamcha

The Namek?

Uh?

Yamcha

Piccolo!? How long have you been standing there?

Piccolo

Long enough to hear all of your senseless bickering.

Hey, maybe it would help us relax a little if we all sing a song.

Vegeta

Shut up! You haven't had one useful thing to say since you got here. Now you stay in the back and keep quiet woman! I don't have time for your stupidity right now.

Super Saiyan? I'm impressed. To encounter a fighter of your caliber is a rare occurrence indeed. But it does present quite an opportunity. You see, I could appreciate a great talent such as yours. My eyes are not blinded by pride like my son's were. Join me and take Frieza's place at my side as the supreme ruler of the universe.

Trunks

Not a chance.

Now don't be too hasty. Imagine. This and every other world would be but the merest of baubles in your collection. Playthings for your amusement. Subject to your every whim. No? Alright. But grant me this. Allow me to examine your sword. A weapon of such obvious quality practically begs to be admired. Aha ha ha ha ha. You have nothing to fear from me.

Trunks

So, you wanna see my sword huh? Here, catch. [Trunks tosses his sword to King Cold]

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Yes. Yes indeed. Remarkable craftsmanship. And I have a hunch that you would not have defeated my son were it not for this sword. What do you say?

Trunks

Believe what you want to.

Ha! Heh! Alright then! I will! I say, that without this sword, you're nothing! That's what I believe! Rahh! [King Cold lunges at Trunks with the sword and Trunks grabs it] Huh!? Uh!?

Trunks

So much for your theory.

Yah!

Trunks

You should know that a weapon doesn't make the man! [Trunks holds his arm in front of King Cold's chest]

Wait you dirty little Saiyan! [Trunks blasts King Cold, shredding through him, and sending him into a mountain] Aah!

Krillin

First Frieza...now him! Oh man!

Vegeta

[to himself] Who is this kid?

[King Cold is laying on the ground and Trunks is holding out his hand ready to blast] Wait. You can't. No. Please. I'm defenseless. Please. I'm not bad. My son was evil, but not I. I wanted nothing but peace. I meant you no harm, I swear it. [Trunks blasts King Cold to death] I'm...I'm telling the truth, NO!

Vegeta

[noticing Trunks is staring at him again while he's wearing the pink shirt Bulma gave him] Why do you keep looking over here? Haven't you ever seen a pink shirt before? If you like it that much, you can have it.

Trunks

No, no thank you.

Vegeta

Then knock it off kid!

Vegeta

But there's still a few things I'd like to know. For starters, where in the world did you get that absurd looking outfit?

It's the latest fashion on planet Yardrat, but I guess it does look a little strange. [sees Vegeta wearing pink] But at least it's not pink!

Vegeta

Grr...nevermind! Who cares about your stupid clothes anyway!

Vegeta

Now hold on. I don't remember putting you in charge of this operation.

Piccolo

Are you challenging me Vegeta?

Vegeta

Heh, heh heh!

Heh heh! Whoah now...

Piccolo

Don't cross me Vegeta!

Vegeta

Or what?

King Vegeta

[in a flashback] Vegeta, someday, you will be the strongest Saiyan in the universe.

Vegeta

Father?

King Vegeta

Those ships are headed to distant galaxies. From the day we are born, we Saiyans are examined for our power and leadership. The weakest of our people are sent to planets far away where they face no threat from our enemies.

Vegeta

Hmph. Goodbye pests.

King Vegeta

Vegeta, you come from a strong bloodline and you possess the potential power to join the super elite of all Saiyans. Never forget where you're from and train very hard my son, because if you've proven yourself worthy, perhaps someday you will become a Super Saiyan.