Vegeta quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Vegeta

No, I'm not ready!

My dear, dear friend. Who is ever ready to meet their final fate, hmm? Now feast your eyes on my ultimate transformation.

Vegeta

Come here, kid! You've gotta help me! If you know what's good for you, you will! You understand?

Dende

But I can't help you!

Vegeta

What are you saying? I know you can help! I've seen you heal other people!

Dende

I can only heal those who have a good heart. You...your heart is black from the people you've hurt.

Vegeta

Why...you little...unless you heal me you little brat, Frieza's going to wipe us all out!

Dende

Sorry, I can't!

Vegeta

Hey, come on! I don't have time for your stupid moral dilemma, kid!

Vegeta

[after Frieza kills Dende with his death beam] What happened?

No! No!

Nail

Dende! No, it can't be! It just can't be!

Piccolo

Frieza, you monster!

That's one down, and I didn't even break a sweat.

No, Dende!

Well, well. You certainly surprise me with your newfound force.

Vegeta

And I'm just warming up, you clown. What you just witnessed was only the beginning of my power. If you had one of your stupid scouters here, you'd realize my true potential and you'd run like the coward you really are. No matter. A Saiyan loves a good fight. And you'll discover my powers soon enough. So lets stop talking and cut to the chase. This time, you're going down. What's the matter? Is your brain another one of your weak and underused muscles?

Very well, you've had your fun, but I really do feel sorry for you now, because now you have to back up your delusional, pathetic taunts, Super Saiyan.

Vegeta

Shut up!

Vegeta, face it. To fight with me is futile and useless. Just wake up. You're blind and delusional.

Vegeta

Uh...?

You keep going on about being a Super Saiyan, but it's just a myth Vegeta. I've never seen one, have you? You're such a chump. Heh heh.

Such an ego. You really believe all that? A Super Saiyan? I must say, somebody has some high hopes.

Vegeta

[to himself] Oh no. What if he's right. What if I'm not a Super Saiyan? That would mean I don't stand a chance against Frieza. That would mean I'm pretty much...dead. Blast it, it can't be true.

Save your strength, Vegeta.

Vegeta

[dying] No. There's more. He killed our home planet. It was him.

He's just a corpse and he's still blabbing. I'll have to gag him to shut him up.

Vegeta

Your father and mine...the whole planet...he blew it up, it's true. No one survived but us. Ask him if you want. He'll tell you. He's proud of it.

Please, stop talking, Vegeta. It's sapping all of your strength.

Vegeta

No. Listen. You have to hear this. [Vegeta begins to cry] We worked so hard for him. We did everything he asked of us and more. He took me from my father when I was just a little boy. He made me do whatever he wanted and said he would kill my father if I didn't. I did everything he asked but he killed him anyway along with everyone else. He was scared of us. Scared that a Super Saiyan would be born to rise up and overthrow him.

A touching story.

Please, no more. Save your strength.

Vegeta

Kakarot, please. Destroy Frieza. He made me what I am. Don't let him do it to anyone else. [Vegeta raises his hand to Goku] Whatever it takes. Stop him. Please. [Vegeta's hand falls to the ground as he dies]

Vegeta.

Well, it's about time. Saiyans tend to linger like a bad odor.

Goodbye, Vegeta. You're not as cold-hearted as you believed yourself to be. A heart of stone can't shed tears like you did. You must have been holding them back your whole life. I'm the only one left.

Oh! Why did you have to come back? Why didn't the dragon leave out those filthy jerks?

Vegeta

Now that wasn't very nice!

Vegeta

You're all so foolish to assume Kakarot would abandon such a good fight, because the blood of a Saiyan flows too strongly in his veins. And now, as that idiot martyr is becoming a Super Saiyan, his hunger for battle is even greater! Nothing will stop Frieza and Kakarot from fighting, that is, until Namek explodes and they both go out with a bang! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Don't laugh!

Vegeta

Meanwhile, since I was revived from death, I should become even stronger, and once Kakarot and Frieza are both completely out of the picture, I'll be the most powerful fighter in the universe!

Piccolo

You little...

Vegeta

I must admit this was unexpected, but that doesn't mean I won't enjoy it! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Vegeta

So now that you and I are the only Saiyans left, why don't we have a little fight to celebrate? It'll be a perfect opportunity for me to test out my new strength!

Just stop talking to me, jerk! I don't wanna have to listen to your stupid voice anymore!

Vegeta

[Vegeta, Nappa, and Raditz kneel before Frieza, Zarbon, and Dodoria] Greetings, master Frieza. We have returned from the planet Shikk. Everything was done as you desired. They pledged loyalty to you after only three short days.

Hmm. Did they really? I'm surprised it took so long. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Nappa

Huh?

Dodoria

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Aha aha!

Zarbon

Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Very well, then. You may go away now.

Raditz

Huh!?

Nappa

Huh!? Hey, wait! Is that all you're gonna say to us? [Zarbon and Dodoria step forward]

Zarbon

Grr...

Dodoria

Grr...

Nappa

We just crushed an entire race of people in only three days, and all you can say is...is-

Tell me, Zarbon, how long do you think it would take you to conquer a planet like Shikk?

Zarbon

Well, I imagine one full day would be enough.

Really? A whole day? It is a tiny planet. Aha ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha ha ha ha!

Zarbon

Heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Dodoria

Heh heh heh!

Nappa

Grrr....grrr...grrr...grrr...

Is there anything else you'd like to report to me? You do understand I have more significant matters to attend to...

Nappa

Grrr...you cocky little...grrrr... [Nappa runs at Frieza]

Vegeta

Nappa! [Nappa stops in his tracks and doesn't attack, realizing the futility of his attempt]

Nappa

Uh...

Aha ha ha ha ha!

Zarbon

Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Aha ha ha ha ha ha!

Zarbon

Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Vegeta

Please, excuse us, master Frieza.

Zarbon

Aha ha ha ha...

Dodoria

Heh heh heh heh...

Zarbon

[to Frieza, about Vegeta, as Vegeta walks away] What more can you expect...ha ha ha ha...from a monkey. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Vegeta

Grrr... [Vegeta keeps walking away]

Zarbon

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Nappa

I hate this. You know, I've been hearing talk about how our whole planet was destroyed. At first, I didn't believe it, but now, they say it didn't really collide with another planet...like we thought.

Raditz

What do you mean?

Nappa

They say that Frieza did it.

Raditz

Huh!? Why?

Nappa

Grr...Vegeta, you have to listen to me! It was Frieza that ordered it all. To have your father killed and to blow up our home planet!

Vegeta

I already knew that.

Nappa

What? You knew? But how can you obey Frieza when you know what he's done to us?

Vegeta

So, he killed my father, destroyed my people. That means nothing to me now. Strength is the only thing that matters in this world.

Nappa

Huh?

Vegeta

Everything else is just a delusion for the weak! There's only one certainty in life. A strong man stands above and conquers all. I know how strong Frieza is. There's no way I can beat him now. But wait and see, as the last of the Saiyans, we have flowing through our veins the blood of a warrior race. The more we fight, the more powerful we become. And with each fight, I'll get stronger and stronger...grrr...and one day, I'll be strong enough to beat Frieza...and I will rule the universe...exactly as I was meant to.

They're not here!

What? Who's not here?

We've looked everywhere and we can't seem to find anyone from Guru's village.

But that can't be!

Vegeta

Are you talking about those whiny villagers I defeated?

Huh?

Vegeta

I believe the dragonballs brought back everyone who'd been killed by Frieza or his henchmen, isn't that right? Well, that doesn't include me. How very sad. [the Namekians get angry at Vegeta]

Yamcha

[speaking telepathically to Bulma] Bulma! Can you hear me?

Huh? Who said that? I must be losing my mind!

Yamcha

Bulma, you're not losing your mind. It's me, Yamcha.

Huh? Yamcha? Where? I don't see you.

Piccolo

Huh?

Huh?

I can hear you though. Did somebody shrink you or something?

Yamcha

No, nobody shrunk me. I'm full size. Look, Bulma. I'm communicating with you telepathically. King Kai arranged it. I'm relaying a message for him.

No way...

Bulma? Yamcha's talking to you? It's King Kai, he must have a message.

Hey, that's what he said. Man, that's wild. Telepathy, huh? So, it's true then. It is Yamcha. Hiya Yamcha! What's up?

Yamcha

Not a lotta! Just hangin' out with the other dead guys. You know how it is. But hey, I have to hurry, because uh...I'm sorta calling long distance. It's about Goku, Bulma. The fight on Namek is over.

You're kidding. Who won?

Yamcha

Goku did. He beat Frieza. But uh...

Goku won! Alright! That's our Goku! Hey guys! Goku won!

Wow! Dad really won! Yay! Woo! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Piccolo

[to himself] Goku, you did it my friend.

[dancing around with Dende] Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Dende

Aha ha! Aha ha ha!

Vegeta

[to himself] He did it. Unbelievable.

Yamcha

Bulma, please listen. That's not the end of the story. There's more. After Goku defeated Frieza, he tried to use Frieza's space ship to high-tail it outta there, but the darned thing bugged out on 'im. He was stuck, with no way out! When Namek exploded, Goku went with it! He's gone.

Hold on guys! There's more! Goku didn't make it off planet Namek before it exploded. He's dead.

Yamcha

Huh!?

What a bummer.

Yamcha

Bulma!? What are you doing? Are you nuts? You're not givin' a weather report or announcing the score of a football game. The kid's dad just died. I could've done a better job than that.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Duh. Now listen up, peabrain. I'm the one with the real inside scoop, not you. What would you say if I told you that with the dragonballs from Namek, you can wish people back to life more than just one time? That means we can wish everybody back. Goku, Krillin, and Chiaotzu can all be wished back. You're all coming home. How do you like them apples? And it's not gonna take that long either. So just chill. You dork, I was always the brains of the outfit when we were together and you were always the brawn.

Yamcha

Oh man. Same old Bulma.

Vegeta

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I told you, didn't I? It looks like my prophecy came to pass after all! I'm number one now, guys. So get used to it! It was nice of your dad, kid. Getting rid of Frieza like that for me. What a guy. He served his purpose.

Jerk. You're nothing compared to him. He spared your life twice!

Vegeta

He shouldn't have been so soft, should he? Which leads me to the question of what to do with his son. Destroy him now so he doesn't destroy me someday? Don't sweat it kiddo. You're the only Saiyan left besides me. That makes you a very important young man. We're the last survivors of an ancient race. Besides, I need someone like you at my side to polish my boots and call me lord Vegeta! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

My dad'll be back! You watch!

Vegeta

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Your dad is history, kid!