EEnid
Did you get that skirt from a catalogue?
No.
EEnid
Pity. You could have sent it back.
I'm really upset. It was me who saw him sitting on the toilet - I think I should have counselling!
Counselling! My mother was trapped under a Blackpool tram for four and a half hours - she didn't get counselling. She got a cup of tea and two tickets to Charlie Drake!
You see, music might help in there. What does he like Bren?
Well he likes the Band of The Grenadier Guards but they'll not fit through the Xpelair!
CConnie
It's like I keep telling Jean, sex is like icing a cake. You've got to bloody concentrate!!
EEnid
Dolly was a beautiful baby, dainty like a little doll, and then WOOF! She looked like a dinghy with plaits.
That was puberty.
EEnid
It was not, it was pies.
That doesn't look right... is there an "e" in arse-ing?
Bren, can you spread them for Tony?
You have to be able to share your needs
Oh, I hate that word, Needs, what's that other word I can't stand? Ashphalt
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