Men and women have different brains.
Yes, it was in the Daily Mail. Women can't fold maps, and men can't get interested in headboards.
Didn't they teach you anything at school?
How to put a condom on a cucumber
Honestly, what's the point in that?
Be fair Dolly there's not many cucumbers that could manage it for themselves
Get your brain round this Jane. That ladder's stuck, Glen's bustin' for a wee, she's got internal staples, she can't bend down, she can't climb over, she can't go in the cold storage room, she can't get down the fire escape, we don't know if we can hacksaw the ladder. You're Glen what do you do?
Wet myself, it's quicker
Could you not pick her up? Stan, you and Tony could hoick her over!
GGlenda
I've just had an operation!
No offence, Glen but if I pick you up, I'd need a flipping operation
BBetty
Is that ladder stuck?
No, it's an art exhibition!
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