Tony quotes from Dinnerladies

Tony

Did you drive in Anita? How was the traffic?

Anita

The traffic?

Tony

Yeah, you know, cars on the road, passing each other?

Anita

Didn't come that way.

Tony

Yeah, of course you didn't.

Christine

(to Dolly) Your aura is amethyst. Mine's white, the next one up, we have a bond.

Tony

And this is Jean.

Christine

(to Jean) No there's no spark there. You're hardly showing an aura at all.

Philippa

(as she and Tony watch the social worker talking to Bren in the office) Oh, flip. She's patting Bren's hand.

Tony

Is that bad?

Philippa

Fatal. Empathy. Sympathy. Just like the Gestapo. Then WHAM! There you are installing a stair lift!

They did a survey of people who won a lot of money.

Philippa

Did they?

Ruined their lives in some cases.

Tony

Norman?

What?

Tony

Shut the-

Jane

ACHOO!!!!!

Tony

-up!

Tony

Anita, did you get your yoghurts out?

Anita

Sorry?

Tony

Let me rephrase that. Can you get your yoghurts out?

Anita

Do you mean yoghurts as in breasts?

Tony

No, I mean yoghurts as in little pots of milky stuff with fruit in, with this being a canteen.