“The Miracle Song” quotes from Desperate Housewives

Rita, I want the word "pedophile" to really stand out. Do we have any glitter?

Say "molester." It sounds scarier.

Gabrielle

Well, she's your best friend. Why don't you just tell her the truth? She'll understand.

What if she doesn't?

Gabrielle

Well, friends come and go, but a crown is forever.

Susan

You know, Mike barely remembers me. What makes you so sure he would fall in love with me again?

Ian

What a perfectly asinine question. How could he not?

Lynette

Yep. Go ahead, say it. I know you want to.

Tom

This is all your fault. You should've listened to me.

Tom

You tell people Frankenstein's on the loose, then you're surprised to see the torch-wielding villagers?

Gloria

Where are you sending me?

Bree

Oh, we've rented you a condo in a lovely retirement community. It's our Christmas gift to you.

Gloria

So you're exiling me? Cutting me off from my new grandchildren?

Bree

That's our gift to them.

Hey. You know, in a weird way...I should thank you. My sister was...a really wonderful person. She always saw the best in me. But there were things she couldn't see...or chose not to, God love her.

Lynette

What do you mean?

I think you know. See, I always knew that I had to take care of Rebecca, so I could never let myself...slip and do something that would hurt her. But now...I'm free...and all because of you.

Lynette

You can't stay here.

Oh, don't worry. I'm already packed.

Lynette

"Where are you going?"

Why, you gonna write? Well, goodbye, Lynette. You take care of that beautiful family of yours.

Mary Alice

There's a reason people can't wait for Christmas, and it has little to do with family reunions or curling up with a cup of eggnog or that unexpected kiss beneath the mistletoe or receiving a present from that special someone. No, people look forward to Christmas because they know it's a time for miracles.