Let him work it off. You get a free store stocker for a month.
AAustin
A month?! It was a $10 whiskey!
Exactly. You weren't even smart enough to steal the good stuff.
“Bang” · Season 3
In this episode: Lynette Scavo (2), Edie Britt (1), Mary Alice Young (1)
Nora (dying): I don't have later, you stupid bitch.
Lynette (In her dream, seeing Mary Alice at the last time): Let me save you.
You can't.
Why not?
Sweetie, we can't prevent what we can't predict.
Isn't there anything I could do?
Yes. You can enjoy this beautiful day. We get so few of them.
Carolyn (To Lynette in the supermarket): Have you not been listening? My husband cheated on me!
Who cares?! We all have pain, every one of us has pain but we deal with it! We swallow it and get going with our lives. What we don't do is go around shooting strangers!
CCarolyn
She deserved it!
Well, maybe you deserved to be cheated on!
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