Desperate Housewives · Season 3
“Not While I'm Around” · Season 3
In this episode: Gabrielle Solis (2), Susan Delfino (2), Edie Britt (2), Carlos Solis (1)
Okay, so if this guy shows up again, what am I supposed to do, exactly?
Nothing. Just having you helps.
Now that's very sweet.
Because when he breaks in and starts hacking you up with his machete, your screams will wake me up, and then I'll be able to escape.
That's your advice?
Well, I’m sorry. I've never been good at getting people not to have sex.
The responsible thing is to abstain from sex and focus on your studies. There, I said it out loud just in case anybody asks.
Wait, wait, wait. First rule of ransacking: remember where everything goes.
[Takes three pictures with her camera phone.]
You are gonna make a really good mother someday.
(Susan and Gabrielle search for Julie's diary)
Oh, and when you find it, you have to read it, because I promised her that I would always respect her privacy. Now help me flip this mattress.
Susan (to Edie, about Julie): Now she's lying and scheming and having casual sex. She's just a boob job away from being you!
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