Susan Meyer quotes from Desperate Housewives

[spits out cookie] I hate macadamia nuts. You think they're white chocolate chips until it's too late. Stupid Hawaii.

Oh, that would be way too awkward. She's my boss.

I don't know.

I don't remember.

Uh... the second one.

Gabrielle Solis

Are you saying Juanita is fat for her age?

Gaby, Juanita is fat for your age.

Gabrielle Solis

Look at my life, Susan. I've been beaten down.

Well, I thought I had you beaten today and the next thing I knew, I was eating grass.

Gabrielle Solis

Today doesn't count. Today I was mad.

Maybe you need to get mad more often.

Gabrielle Solis

[to Susan] You attacked my child and then me. Why should I even listen to you?

I brought booze.

Gabrielle Solis

Come on in.

Oh don't cry, why you crying? Strippers are supposed to be tough.

Stop calling me that. Yes, I was a stripper. But you know what? You were the only person who never treated me like one, until now.

Oh.

And I'm really sorry if I crossed the line with Mike. You know I guess after working nine years in the club I just don't know where the line is anymore.