You lookin' for something, darin'?
Yeah, I-
We got that. Just got a big shipment of snakes... You want one?
SSnake
Please, buy me!
Actually, I'm looking for one of those hats with antlers on it.
We got that.
SSnake
I'm a hat! Please buy me!
Look, anything that can say it's a hat isn't a hat, okay?
Oh, a hat! You want a hat! We got that.
SSnake
I'm a hat!
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