NNarrator
Later, in Irmoplotz's evil castle.
ZZonthara
Who is there?
Irmoplotz.
ZZonthara
Irmoplotz who?
Mom, enough with the knock-knock jokes already!
ZZonthara
What news did you bring for... ZONTHARA! EMPRESS OF EVIL!
I had another relationship date with Dave.
ZZonthara
And have you told him that you are sworn to serve evil?!
Well... Not exactly.
ZZonthara
PRINCESS IRMOPLOTZ! You can't base your relationship on dishonesty. If he really loves you, he'll love you for who you are, honey.
I guess.
ZZonthara
And if he doesn't, you could always use your magic powers to make his head explode!
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