[In this episode Dave, Fang, Candy, Oswidge, and Faffy create a band with a donkey.]
Fang[singing] Donkey chum, donkey chum Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, donkey chum! Love my donkey or you are dumb! Donkey chum, donkey chum, donkey chum! [screams]
[Uncle Oswidge invents rock 'n' roll after hearing Fang's version of "Donkey Chum".]
I'll call it rock 'n' roll. Cause it feels like you're being hit with a rock, and I'm hungry for a roll.
[Fang explains how she knows how to play the lute.]
Since when do you play the lute?
FangIt's a long story. See, there was this bug...
[Fang flashes back.]
Spare my life and I'll teach you to play the lute.
[Back in the present.]
FangThen he taught me to play the lute. Huh, I guess it wasn't that long.
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