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Candy

Uncle Oswidge, I could kiss you! If you weren't so short, and old, and ugly, and smelly.

Oswidge

I'm not that short.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Candy

Um... You wanna dance?

PPank

Sure. Wait... you mean with... you?

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[The Zit kidnaps Candy.]

Candy

Hank! Do something!

PPank

[Looking at his pants.] Uh... I think I just did.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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ZZit

I am Sebacious D. Wisehop. But you may can call me, "Zit".

Candy

I'm Princess Candy.

ZZit

I know, I used to be on your forehead.

Candy

Why did you grab me?

ZZit

Because I'm a monster! An evil, bloodthirsty, uncivilized monster! Who's totally in love with you!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[In this episode Dave, Fang, Candy, Oswidge, and Faffy create a band with a donkey.]

Fang

[singing] Donkey chum, donkey chum Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, donkey chum! Love my donkey or you are dumb! Donkey chum, donkey chum, donkey chum! [screams]

[Uncle Oswidge invents rock 'n' roll after hearing Fang's version of "Donkey Chum".]

Uncle Oswidge

I'll call it rock 'n' roll. Cause it feels like you're being hit with a rock, and I'm hungry for a roll.

[Fang explains how she knows how to play the lute.]

Candy

Since when do you play the lute?

Fang

It's a long story. See, there was this bug...

[Fang flashes back.]

BBug

Spare my life and I'll teach you to play the lute.

[Back in the present.]

Fang

Then he taught me to play the lute. Huh, I guess it wasn't that long.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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