Megavolt quotes from Darkwing Duck

You- are not a well person!

Megavolt

Oh, and you're normal? "I am the cold sore that stings your lip?" We're definitely talking demented here!

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Megavolt

Have you lost your senses?!?!

Just one.

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Megavolt

Blast it! YOU'RE HANDICAPPED!

We prefer the term physically challenged.

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Your little game is over, you revolting revisionist! Give it back, so I can finish off the scene where I finish you off!

Megavolt

Wrong! In the last scene I'm gonna finish you off!

Sorry pal, this thing's reality-based. You don't stand a chance against me!

Megavolt

That's what you think, you hackneyed hack! In this edition, I'm now ten times bigger and more powerful!

No way! Lemme see that. Where?

Megavolt

Right there.

What?! What kind of crazy science fiction are you trying to write? In any case, you oughta be twenty times smaller!

Megavolt

What do you think you're doing?! I'm bigger!

Have it your way. I can beat you no matter what size shoe you wear.

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Megavolt

Eat volts, transistor brain!

Gizmoduck

My gizmos are akimbo!

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Megavolt

Out of my way, you weed!

Who are you calling a weed, plughead?

Megavolt

You, you dandelion!

I'll plug your head in a socket!

Oh, give me just a tiny break!

[He kicks the door open to find out what all the fighting is about, startling the rest of the Fearsome Five.]

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MBMegavolt, Bushroot, Liquidator and Quackerjack

[gasp] Negaduck!

I'm trying to have a little fun. [shouting] IS THERE A PROBLEM OUT HERE?!

Megavolt

[pointing at Liquidator] Well, he keeps shorting out the power company!

Liquidator

[to Megavolt] That's false advertising!

[lifting Quackerjack up with a plant arm] His toys are trampling all my plants!

[off-screen, to Bushroot] Are not! Are not!

[Negaduck covers his ears before pulling out a chainsaw and divides the model of St. Canard in four while scaring off his lackeys in the process.]

There you go, kids. One empire, four parts. One for each of you. You run it, you do everything!

Gee, how generous. [via Mr. Banana Brain] But what about you?

I get... the loot.

AAll

What!?! Why?

Because I said.

[He points his chainsaw at them.]

AAll

Oh.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Megavolt

You put it that way.

[Negaduck leaves the room while glaring at his minions.]

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Well Negaduck can't take all the money, while we do all the work. [via Mr. Banana Brain] It's unfair!

Megavolt

I like to fry his feathers.

Hey! Why don't we?

AAll

Let's kill Negaduck!

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You thought he was me? You were going to kill... ME!?!?!

Megavolt

No! No! We know it was Darkwing!

But we were just testing, see?

Uh. Did we already kill Darkwing Duck?

Aah! The ghost of Darkwing Duck!

Liquidator

He's back!

Just... GET HIM NOW!

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This good luck horseshoe should do the trick! Up, up, and away!

Megavolt

Well, howdy, cowboy!

Howdy yourself, you pony pilferer! Now cease and desist at once, or you'll be really, really sorry.

Megavolt

I'm already sorry. Sorry I won't be around to see you go... SPLAT!

Splat?

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I am the terror that flaps in the night!

Megavolt

Oh, no, not him again. [prepares himself]

[appears behind Megavolt] I am Darkwing-Superpowered Superhero-Duck!

Megavolt

[sarcastically] Aww, too bad. I thought you were Travelling Hardware Store.

[Darkwing looks at the audience in annoyance, breaking the fourth wall.]

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MBMegavolt, Bushroot, Liquidator, and Quackerjack

We are the terrors that flap in the night! We are the soap that's cleaning up this town! We are... Darkwing's Ducks!

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Megavolt

Get any water on me and I'll evaporate ya!

Liquidator

You and what navy?!

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Megavolt, in this world, I have my own TV show! You're in it too!

Megavolt

[sadly] I know. They always draw my nose wrong.

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Is it supposed to do that?

Megavolt

[panicking] NO!

[nervously] I didn't think so.