Your little game is over, you revolting revisionist! Give it back, so I can finish off the scene where I finish you off!
Wrong! In the last scene I'm gonna finish you off!
Sorry pal, this thing's reality-based. You don't stand a chance against me!
That's what you think, you hackneyed hack! In this edition, I'm now ten times bigger and more powerful!
No way! Lemme see that. Where?
Right there.
What?! What kind of crazy science fiction are you trying to write? In any case, you oughta be twenty times smaller!
What do you think you're doing?! I'm bigger!
Have it your way. I can beat you no matter what size shoe you wear.
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