Megavolt quotes from Darkwing Duck, page 4 ... TV Quotes Database

Played by Dan Castellaneta

3rd most-quoted character in Darkwing Duck: in 57 of its 414 quotes
Most scenes with: Darkwing Duck (13), Quackerjack (10), Bushroot (8)

Scenes with Megavolt 29

Megavolt

[sarcastically] Oh, like we didn't know that. Let me out! I'll make him sizzle like spit on a griddle!

Quackerjack

Ooh! Aren't we sounding folksy.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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DDDarkwarrior Duck

I am the terror that hunts in the night! I am the jackal that gnaws at your bones! [he fires near the 'perpetrator' and singsongs] I'm not finished. [normal again] I am... Darkwarrior Duck! Maybe a year in the pen will teach you to use a crosswalk, jaywalker!

Gosalyn

[shocked] Dad?!

Quackerjack

[nervously] He does that to jaywalkers? [as Mr. Banana Brain] And you thought your insurance premiums were high now.

Megavolt

[nervously] What would he do to real criminals?

Quackerjack

[as Mr. Banana Brain] Let's not stick around to find out, scout! [normal voice] Back to the Time Top!

[They rush back to the Time Top. Meanwhile, Gosalyn looks on nervously as Darkwarrior fires multiple missiles at the innocent citizen.]

Gosalyn

Maybe Dad's just having a bad day. [winces at the explosions] A really bad day...

DDDarkwarrior Duck

A stint a solitary oughta teach him some respect for traffic laws!

CCitizen

But-but-but, what about my right to a trial?

DDDarkwarrior Duck

[grabs him by the collar, angrily] Are you saying a jury wouldn't TAKE MY WORD?!

CCitizen

[frightened] N-no, sir! Not at all, sir!

[Darkwarrior's robot minion takes him away to prison. Another one of his robots approaches him with a report.]

DDDarkwarrior Drone Robot

Subject with bad haircut reported at corner of Lankershim and Magnolia.

DDDarkwarrior Duck

So, another criminal coiffure endangering the sensibilities of decent citizens! And I bet he has dandruff, too.

[He jumps back inside his tank and drives off, with his robots escorting him. Gosalyn tries to get his attention.]

Gosalyn

Wait, Dad! It's me!

[Neither Darkwarrior nor his robots hear her as they continue driving to the distance, much to her disappointment. Meanwhile, back with Megavolt and Quackerjack...]

Quackerjack

[panting] That duck's even crazier than we are!

[Suddenly, to the shock of the two supervillains, they see Darkwarrior's robot minions surrounding the Time Top, then one of them turns around to confront Megavolt and Quackerjack.]

DDDarkwarrior Drone Robot

Extreme parking violation. Darkwarrior civil code requires impounding vechicle and incarcerating guilty parties!

Megavolt

[pointing at Quackerjack] He did it! He did it! I was only a passenger! He was driving!

Quackerjack

Nonsense! [stuttering nervously] I-I couldn't possibly drive! [The drones surround both him and Megavolt.] I-I don't have a license!

[Mr. Banana Brain pops out.]

BBMr. Banana Brain

They're both guilty, but I was taken against my will!

[The robots grab the two supervillains and take them and the Time Top to prison.]

Quackerjack

[to Megavolt] You blamed me! How could you possibly blame me?!

Megavolt

Well, it's because it's your fault, fly boy!

[Next scene, Gosalyn is making her way to the Darkwing Tower.]

Gosalyn

Boy, Dad needs a major attitude adjustment. He sounds more like a bad guy than a good guy. [Once she reaches the tower, she finds, to her surprise, that the tower is mostly abandoned. She gasps] What?! Where'd everything go?! [She then finds Launchpad working on a car.] Launchpad!

[She pulls him out from underneath the car. His beak moves for a bit as he rubs his head, then sees Gosalyn.]

Launchpad

[happily] Gosalyn!

[They hug.]

Gosalyn

Oh, it sure is good to see a friendly face.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Megavolt

Drat! My battery must be low.

Quackerjack

[sarcastically] Oh, good going, Sparky.

[Megavolt angrily gets in Quackerjack's face after being called that.]

Megavolt

[repeated line] Don't call me "Sparky"!

Megavolt

Nice shootin', Quackie. [laughs] But, isn't the fire engine supposed to spray water?

Quackerjack

Of course not! Then it would be a water engine!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[Quackerjack and Megavolt are panicking as the city burns around them. Darkwing arrives.]

Quackerjack

Oh, it's Darkwing Duck!

Megavolt

We're saved!

Quackerjack

Oh, quick, do something!

Darkwing

No problemo.

QMQuackerjack and Megavolt

Yay! Hooray!

Darkwing

After all, if there's one thing a fire's good for...[pulls cape away to reveal wienies in his hand] it's toasting Krazy Kevin's Classic Cocktail Wienies. [puts on headphones and toasts wienies over fire] You guys should try this, really. You'll love them. Mmm, mmm, mmm!

[Megavolt and Quackerjack cry.]

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Megavolt

That lady in the cape almost killed us! You're supposed to protect the city from people like that!

Darkwing

I know, I know, I'm sorry! I- I tried to stop her before, but she... wait a minute, you're the villain! I'm not supposed to apologize to YOU! I'm supposed to SMASH you!

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BBushroot

He's so arrogant!