How come you wear a mask?
Because... there is nothing so terrifying to the criminal mind as the unknown... I am the thing that goes bump in the night! I am the neurosis that requires a five-hundred-dollar-an-hour shrink!
You mean you don't take off your mask for anyone?
That's right. Not no one, not never.
What about a really, really, really close friend? [bats eyelashes]
Well, uh... maybe. Someday.
Hey, it's a start.
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