Tucker Foley quotes from Danny Phantom

[to Sam and Tucker] My dad looked like a total fool. Did you see the way those ghost hunters were laughing at him? How embarrassing! We're all gonna have to live with my dad's goof-ups for the rest of our lives. [pause; Sam clears her throat] He's right behind me, isn't he?

Jack

[sadly] Yes, he is. If anyone needs me, I'll be upstairs, doing something wrong. [walks back up the stairs dejectedly]

Tucker

[to Danny] Nice. You wanna go make your mom cry?

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Where are you going? School's this way.

The Circus Gothica train pulled into town last night - I'm cutting first period to watch the opening ceremony at the train station.

[reprimandingly] Sam...

Take it easy, Tucker's got first period free. He's covering for me!

[Scene changes to Tucker in Sam's clothes, putting on a wig and lipstick]

Tucker

This is so wrong. [looks at money] But you make it right!

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[under mind control, Danny starts to walk out of detention and Mr. Lancer catches him]

LMr. Lancer

And just where do you think you're going, Mr. Fenton?

[Danny smirks, then overshadows Mr. Lancer]

[as Lancer] Unleash your dark side at Circus Gothica! [walks to the janitor's closet, and locks Mr. Lancer in there]

LMr. Lancer

Cask of Amontillado! [bangs on door] Let me out! Let me out!

Danny, what are you doing? We're in too much trouble as it is!

[mind controlled] No such thing as "too much trouble"! Unleash your dark side at Circus Gothica! [phases through wall]

Tucker

[to Sam] Man, we better follow him!

[ironically] Oh, no! But that would mean skipping detention and going to the circus! [Tucker stares at her strangely] Hello, irony? [grabs Tucker and they leave]

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How ironic is it that I'm stuck under house arrest while my parents go to a free Circus Gothica show?

Tucker

Only slightly less ironic than the fact that they were right about it being evil?

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[Sam and Tucker are standing on a bridge with the Circus Gothica train passing beneath them.]

C'mon, we have to jump!

Tucker

Are you crazy?! I can't jump!

And I can't abandon Danny! [they jump onto the train] Plus, I'll never hear the end of it if my parents learn they're right about him being evil.

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Well, it's the crystal ball, or your friend, Danny. Your choice! [almost falls off the train, then gets thrown off] I didn't mean that to be so literal! [screams as she falls]

Tucker

Sam! No!

Sam? [finally comes to his senses] Sam!

[Danny dives after Sam, letting go of the crystal ball and catching Sam in his arms. The crystal ball hits the ground and breaks, permanently freeing Danny from its influence.]

[coming to] Danny! Are you okay?

I think so. It's all a blur. I did some bad stuff, didn't I?

[gently] Nothing you can't fix.

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[Danny, Sam and Tucker finally defeated Freakshow and Jack, Maddie and Mr. and Mrs. Manson are proud]

Jack

Nick work, kids! You caught that weirdo Goth punk thief red-handed!

MMrs. Manson

I'm just happy you're all safe.

MMr. Manson

They're more than safe, they're heroes.

Maddie

We're so proud of you!

[cut to Sam's house]

AAll

[yelling] But you're all still grounded!

SSSam's Grandmother

Grounded, schmounded! This is cruel and unusual punishment!

[shown to be wearing a pink floral dress] I know... But it was the only way I could convince them to lift their restraining order on Danny.

At least Freakshow's in custody and the stolen goods were returned.

Tucker

So why do I feel like we're forgetting something...?

[cut to Lancer still locked in the janitor's closet]

LMr. Lancer

Waiting for Godot, is anybody out there?! [crying] This is so wrong!

JJanitor

[Comes in] See you Monday.

[the janitor leaves and closes the door behind him and Mr. Lancer continues to pound on the door]

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Tucker

Good job beating the big cow, Danny.

Yeah, well it hasn't stopped Sam from busting my chops about "Cruelty to Unliving Plastic Animals".

I had to choose between fake cows and evil trucks. The cow won.

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DTDanny and Tucker

Pretty please with those dark licorice sprinkles and the black frosting you like with those little gummy bats on top?

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Phew, what is that smell?

Tucker

This? [shows Danny a spray-can] It's my new all-over body spray. I made it myself. I call it "Foley" by Tucker Foley. [sprays some on himself] It combines with your natural odor to create a sweet manly scent, that smells different to everyone who sniffs it.

Tuck, you smell like a sweaty cookie.

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Tucker

[from outside the hospital] Spooky hospital. Ghosts guarding the joint. Still, no sign that Danny's in any real danger yet.

[from inside the hospital] Let me go!

Tucker

Still, technically not a cry for help.