Tucker Foley quotes from Danny Phantom

Danny

Sam, hide!

Sam

No time! [pushes Danny into the bushes]

Valerie

No escaping me now, ghost boy! [sees Danny and Sam kissing]

Sam

[shrieks] Do you mind?!

Valerie

Ah, gross, loser love! I always knew you two geeks would end up together. [flies off]

Sam

That sounded like Valerie. [looks at Danny, who is smiling] Uh, Danny? Danny? You didn't think it was a real kiss, did you?

Danny

[nervously] No! Why? Did you?

Tucker

Wait! You guys kissed?

No! It was a fake-out make-out!

Tucker

But that still has the words "make" and "out" in it, right?

Danny

I don't get it Ember McLain comes out of nowhere and suddenly she's the biggest thing since mp3s! It's so...

Sam

[annoyed] Infuriating how mindless prepackaged corporate bubble gum is preventing true musical artists from being heard all from now and Bananas!?

Danny

I was gonna say weird or crazy, but this is so...

Tucker

Ember's not just about music. She is an expression of my unique individuality.

Sam

[sarcastically] Oh yeah, you're one of a kind. Every single one of you.

Danny

[sees Tucker wearing an Ember wig] Tucker, you're starting to scare me. And I fight ghosts!

Tucker

It's an Ember thing. You wouldn't understand it.

Sam

Uh, you do realize she's an evil mind-controlling spirit from another dimension.

Tucker

Yeah, but you said the same thing about Paulina.

Danny

You know, he has a point.

Danny

She's too strong. If I could just stop the crowd from chanting. [Cut to the crowd pumping their hands in the air. Pan across it to the right; Off-screen.] Something horrible that will break the spell [Close-up on Danny, looking back.] Like... [Cut to Danny. Pan left as he turns back to Sam and Tucker backstage.] Sam kissing Dash! [Cut to Tucker with his dreamy smile. Zoom in on him. Cut to Danny. He’s smirking and holding a microphone.] Or worse. [Zoom out as Danny prepares to chuck the microphone.] Tucker, sing! Take the mic and sing! [chucks it]

Tucker

[his arms are out as he catches it. He holds it, unsure.] Wait, you want me to sing? You said I stink!

Danny

Oh, uh, [laughs and shrugs] I-I was kidding! [points his fingers] You rock! [lifts his arms] You rock out loud!

Tucker

You got that [zoom out as he holds out the microphone] right!

So what exactly is the point of this 'skill' contest?

Tucker

To defeat all foes, get to Level 13, and retrieve the 7 Silver Keys to the Apocalypse.

And what happens after that?

Tucker

Gain ultimate power of the World Wide Web!

Very well. Then I, Technus, shall use my ghost powers and new-found gaming prowess to win the game and spread my intellect to every machine in the world! [pause] My... that was a long speech.

Tucker

What? Technus?

Bingo, bubby! Game over! That was fun.

Sam

Oh man! I've never seen this many ghosts attacking at once.

Danny

I'm gonna need a bigger thermos.

Tucker

And a paramedic!

Sam

A curfew?

Tucker

An escort?

Danny

Okay, who's the idiot security adviser who came up with these lame ideas?

Jack

Fear not, young ones, we're here to make sure this school is prepared for any ghost emergencies.

Maddie

[on megaphone] You must be cautious, at any time one of these ectoplasmic malefactors - [spots Danny in the crowd] hi sweetie! [Danny ducks down and blushes] - could appear out of nowhere.

Danny

[to Sam & Tucker] Time to sit in the back where nobody can notice us?

Sam

Time to sit in the back where nobody can notice us.

Danny

[after his ghost sense goes off] Here, AGAIN?!

Tucker

But we're chewing like the wind in an anti-Ghost Zone. Where could the ghost be?

Sam

Survey says, behind us.

Sam

[to Tucker] Ask him what Walker's up to.

Tucker

[speaks Esperanto to Wulf]

[responds back in Esperanto]

Tucker

[rocks back and forth in a casual manner] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Sam

You have no idea what he's talking about.

Tucker

Nope, not a clue.

Tucker

He says not to touch that.

Sam

[sarcastically] Really? I must have missed the subtext.

Tucker

The collar! It's hurting him!

Sam

What did you think it was? A fashion accessory? We have to get it off.

Tucker

You may need this.

Danny

Are you nuts? If I leave this house, I'm dead.

Sam

Danny, you have to do something. If you don't, who will?

Tucker

[thinks Danny is dressed up as Fright Knight] Pretty neat horse though. What's it made of, flaming bed sheets?

Flaming bed sheets of death!

Tucker

[imitating Danny] Hi, I'm Danny Fenton. Don't let the concussion and bruises fool you. I need more practice.

Sam

[surprised] Wow, it's quiet in here.

Tucker

Oh my gosh, the other babies! Gotta go! [kisses flour sack] Bye! [kisses Sam] [pause] Uh...

Sam

That never happened.

Tucker

Ya got that right. Daddy's gotta run!

Sam

Don't forget to pick up milk!