Nicolai Technus quotes from Danny Phantom

[has taken over the Fenton RV and an electronics store. attaches TV to the RV] Hmm, plasma screen, [attaches speakers] surround sound, [attaches unknown appliance with a receiver dish] I don't know what this thing does... [attracts more TVs and remotes] Ooo, these are on sale!

Behold, Ghost Twerp! The perfect combination of technology past and present: the Car-puter! It will drive you, to your DOOM! HAHA!

Danny

[to Technus] Oh, no, you don't! You're not going to use the technology in this lab to take over the world!

What? [looks around room] That's a great idea! Have you ever considered tutoring?

Danny

[to Technus] Oh, no, you don't! You're not going to use that Portals XL upgrade to make yourself more powerful!

What? [sees upgrade disk] Another great idea! The heck with tutoring! You should be a teacher!

So what exactly is the point of this 'skill' contest?

Tucker

To defeat all foes, get to Level 13, and retrieve the 7 Silver Keys to the Apocalypse.

And what happens after that?

Tucker

Gain ultimate power of the World Wide Web!

Very well. Then I, Technus, shall use my ghost powers and new-found gaming prowess to win the game and spread my intellect to every machine in the world! [pause] My... that was a long speech.

Tucker

What? Technus?

Bingo, bubby! Game over! That was fun.

Behold, the new Technus 2.0! Now with pop-up blocker! [pulls Danny up towards him with a tractor beam.]

Danny

Sounds like the same old Technus to me. Whaddaya say you shout out your plan and we get this thing over with?

Technus 2.0 does not reveal his secrets! [crosses arms] Go on, try me.

Danny

Uh, boxers or briefs?

[gets in his face] None of your business! [smug look] See?

[just blew up the front of an electronics store; laughs evilly and holds up a shopping bag] Nothing like a lazy day of shopping, [holds up a coffee cup] lattes, and terrorizing minimum wage workers. [to a frightened cashier] Boo.

[runs away screaming]

[picks up three DVDs; to store worker] Well, look on the bright side: at least I'm not downloading them illegally.

Danny

[appears and punches Technus away] Next register, Cyber-Jerk!