Sam Manson quotes from Danny Phantom

Danny

You're... helping me?

Dash

Well, duh! You've only been helping us for, like, ever!

Paulina

[kissing Danny on the cheek] "Paulina Fenton." Hee, I finally wrapped my mind around it!

Sam

Okay, I'm feeling relieved and nauseated at the same time.

WE LOVE YOU!

Sam

Destroy them, Danny! Find the gem that did this AND TEAR THE STUFFING OUT OF EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!

Danny

Somehow, I don't think that'll be necessary... May I have the Gem of Form?

Say the magic word!

Sam

Die?

Danny

Please?

Danny

[pretending to be hurt] Uuuuugh, uh, wha-? What happened? I'm just a helpless, impressionable teenager who was minding my own business when- [winks at Sam and Tucker] - boom!

Sam

[smiles then gasps] Oh my gosh! The Mayor shot Danny!

Tucker

[pretends to weep] He zapped an innocent kid! [everyone turns and glares at Vlad]

Vlad

What? I... NO!... I mean... [the crowd points and yells at him accusingly. Jack and Maddie run over to Danny]

Danny! Danny! Are you all right?

Maddie

[nuzzles Danny] Oh my baby!

Vlad

Please! I can explain! [glares at Danny and Danny smiles]

Danny

[determined look] Okay, Fenton...you've looked evil in the face, and defeated it time and again...you can do this! [unfolds a map and looks at it confusedly; traces his finger along the map] We turn left at Skulker's island and right at Walker's jail. Or, is it a left at Walker's jail and a right at Skulker's island...?

Sam

Um, are we ever going home, or are we still playing "Lost in the Ghost Zone"?

Danny

We're not lost! My expertly drawn map tells me exactly where we are. [points] We just hook a u-turn around this swirling vortex of infinite pain, and we're home. Oh, wait, that's a...thumbprint.

Mom, are you sure there are no ghosts under my bed?

Of course not, Billy. Remember what President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to be afraid of but fear itself."

Danny

[phases through the bed] Actually, it was: "Nothing to FEAR but fear itself."

Sam

Great, we just scarred a child for life.

Danny

I just wanted to make sure she didn't mess up the one historical quote I actually remember!

Sam

[on Tucker being forced to eat blood blossoms to save Danny] I'm curious to see how a body that's never eaten any roughage reacts when thirty pounds of it is suddenly introduced.

Tucker

Don't get your hopes up, Sam. We Foleys can handle anything. [unpleasant stomach noises] And we'll talk about it more right after I hit a restroom.

Jazz

One of us is going to have to dress up like a boy.

[look at Sam]

Sam

Oh, come on! This is because I wear boots, right?

Tucker

Look on the bright side Danny; until we get back he's going to have to cater to your very whim and desire.

Sam

Yeah, he wouldn't want to make you angry.

Danny

This pleases me.

Danny

I can't change back to Danny Fenton! Me and the other Danny were fighting and we ran into my dad's Ecto-Stoppo-Power-ofier, and I think it's taking away our ghost powers.

Tucker

Does your dad ever invent anything that doesn't mess you up?

Sam

Or without a dorky name?

Danny

I can't go home, I can't go to school, I can't even walk around in public without getting mobbed. What am I gonna do?

Tucker

[swipes the partially-eaten Jack Fenton Toast from Danny's hand and takes a bite] For starters, get some jam. This is awful dry.

Sam

[looks at the ice crystal Danny gave her] What's this for?

Danny

I'm... glad you're okay.

Behold! The Lunchbox of Fear! [opens it, a spooky thermos comes out]

Danny

[catches it] Hey, bringing your own thermos to our battles, now? You know, you could save us time by showing up already inside it.

And now... taste your multi-grain DOOM!

Look! That caterer brought free lunch for everyone!

[cheers and picks the sandwiches up]

No! I am no caterer! My sandwiches are very high in calories! They will totally clog your arteries!

Sam

[scoffs] In like, forty years!

Yeah? So? It is a SLOW death!

[confused] Wait, what are you doing?

Danny

Tasting our doom. And, I gotta tell ya, it's a little dry.

Tucker

You wouldn't happen to have any "Spicy Mustard of Doom", would ya?

[reads "Camp Skull and Crossbones on beautiful Lake Eerie"]

Tucker

Creepy with two "e"s all right. In fact, this may qualify for three.

Sam

C'mon, you guys! There's nothing scary about this place!

Hello pioneers! [walks out of the mess hall with Miss Tetslaff]

Danny

Mr. Lancer? Miss Tetslaff? What are you doing here?

[quietly, hopeful] Please say "just passing through," please say "just passing through"...

Children, relax! For the next eight weeks, we're not your teachers!

Miss Tetslaff

Better! We're your counselors!

Danny

At least the monster is gone.

Dash

[screams and runs into the mess hall] The monster ate Kwan!

Tucker

At least the monster got to eat.

Danny

Dash, that's impossible! He...probably just...wandered off to use the bathroom.

Dash

Nah-uh! You don't know Kwan's amazing bladder. He can hold it for-

Sam

[as she gets up and walks way] Uh, please don't finish that sentence until I'm safely out of the building.

Tucker

Please don't finish that sentence at all, dude.

Danny

Don't worry, Sam. We'll find everyone.

Sam

I know, but...Tucker...out there with a monster. Or worse, out there with a monster and Dash and Kwan!

Danny

Come on! You know I'd never let anything happen to either of you. I couldn't imagine my life without you. [Sam blinks at this] Or Tucker. [Sam smiles and blushes] [A shadow darts from one tree to another, causing them to gasp.] Stay here. [stands up] Wake up Wulf.

Sam

Be careful, I couldn't imagine my life without you either. [Danny raises his eyebrows, and she blushes again] Or Tucker.

Sam

I'm impressed.

Danny

[flexes his muscles] With my strength?

Sam

That you knew what "reversed polarity" was.