Dark Danny quotes from Danny Phantom

Pretty please with those dark licorice sprinkles and the black frosting you like with those little gummy bats on top?

Danny

Nice save! Although to be fair, I probably wouldn't have needed it if it weren't for you in the first place.

Sam

Uh, excuse me? I save your butt, and you're giving me grief?!

Danny

Welcome to my world, remember? [gestures, sarcastically] We should make the menu Recyclo-Vegetarian! We should let the gorilla out. We should sell all of your dad's stuff at a garage sale! [crosses arms]

Sam

Anything else you wanna blame me for? World hunger? The Ice Age? Puberty?!

Danny

[whispers to Sam] I call that a fakeout makeout.

Sam

[blushes] Yeah, I know.

Jack

[to Danny] You're in a lot of trouble, mister! [to Sam] And who the heck are you?

Sam

Uh...I'm Paulina?

Jack

Then Danny Fenton is never, ever, allowed to see you, Paulina.

Sam

Danny, use your ghost ray! You can fire a ghost ray out of your hand!

Danny

[concentrating] Ghost ray, ghost ray... [butt begins to glow green] Well, that can't be right! But it'll have to do! [fires ghost ray out of butt]

Danny

Phew, what is that smell?

Tucker

This? [shows Danny a spray-can] It's my new all-over body spray. I made it myself. I call it "Foley" by Tucker Foley. [sprays some on himself] It combines with your natural odor to create a sweet manly scent, that smells different to everyone who sniffs it.

Danny

Tuck, you smell like a sweaty cookie.

Tucker

[from outside the hospital] Spooky hospital. Ghosts guarding the joint. Still, no sign that Danny's in any real danger yet.

Danny

[from inside the hospital] Let me go!

Tucker

Still, technically not a cry for help.

Danny

HELP!

Tucker

Well, not a cry for me.

Danny

[desperately] TUCKER!

Tucker

Ah, dang...

Danny

Mom, Dad! I really wanna use the emergency op-center to start a radio station!

Sam

That's a yes!

Danny

[using a megaphone] Listen up, people! If you want your parents back, you're gonna have to follow my lead.

Dash

Why should we follow you, Fen-toad?

Danny

[sarcastic] You're right, Dash. Let's follow the other kid who comes from a family of ghost hunters and knows how to work all their gear. [Dash looks away slightly, doesn't respond] No takers? Alright then, [raises right arm and fist] who's with me?

Sam

You realize you're playing with fire.

Danny

Well, sometimes I have to use my powers for the greater good. [points to Dash]

Dash

[opens his locker and gets half-covered in toilet paper] Whoa!

Tucker

[amused] And come on! How good was that?

Sam

Niiice...Using your powers to stuff toilet paper into a locker. He's gonna find out it's you.

Danny

Have you seen his grades? [in unison with Tucker] Never gonna happen!

Dash

[notices the toilet paper has Jack's face on it] Hey! This is Fenton Wipe!

Sam

"Never" is Karma's doorbell. Ding-dong! It's for you.

Danny

Hiding from Dash.

Valerie

Hiding from Nathan. You?

Sammikins, at least try it on!

Sam

[about Valerie] So, what's up with this? Why are you helping her all of a sudden?

Danny

Oh, she hid me from Dash earlier today. I'm just returning the favour.

Sam

Well, be careful. The last thing you'd want to do is invite your archenemy into your own house.

Vlad

Ah, hel-LO, Daniel!

Sam

Too late.

Danny

[to Vlad, after he blasts a skeleton away] You're helping me? What do you want, my mom's cell number?

Vlad

No! But, ooh, if you wanted to give me her number....

Valerie

Hey, Danny.

Danny

Hey, Val.

Tucker

"Hey, Val"? Isn't that the same Val that's usually on a jet sled trying to paste Danny?

Sam

Yep. And apparently next week, we're having cookies with Skulker!

Now, go, defeat him, so I will be free to hunt you another day.

Danny

[to Ember] Guy really knows how to motivate ya....

Danny

I don't understand....

Vlad

What? That I used two fourteen year old pawns to turn a knight and topple a king? It's chess, Daniel. Of course you don't understand. But then, you never really did.