Dark Danny quotes from Danny Phantom

Danny

So, you think it's cool that I've got these powers?

Paulina

Cool? No. I think it's hot! See ya!

Danny

I'm hot? I'm hot? I'm hot!

Dash

[shoots Danny with water gun] That'll cool you off. By the way, this isn't water, if you catch my drift.

Paulina

I'm so embarrassing myself. Danny, could you be an angel and give me a little invisible help?

Danny

But that's cheating. [Paulina kisses Danny on the cheek] ...Or creative point scoring! I'll be right back after your strike.

Danny

My turn! [hits Johnny really hard on the nose]

[whispering] Hey, I thought this was a pretend fight!

Danny

Then "pretend" that didn't hurt! [punches him again]

Danny

[to Paulina who is no longer overshadowed by Kitty] Do you know who I am, by any chance?

Paulina

Yeah. You're that ghost boy who saved me. Twice, apparently. Inviso-Bill, right?

Danny

[scowls] I need a publicist.

Valerie

Later for you, punk!

Danny

I'll be waiting, creep!

Valerie

Watch it, punk!

Danny

You watch it, creep!

Fenton! Gray! Congratulations, you two stragglers are paired up for a special week-long health sciences project. I now pronounce you man, wife, and child.

Danny

I am so not kissing the bride!

Valerie

What makes you think you can?!

Danny

[to Sam and Tucker] My dad looked like a total fool. Did you see the way those ghost hunters were laughing at him? How embarrassing! We're all gonna have to live with my dad's goof-ups for the rest of our lives. [pause; Sam clears her throat] He's right behind me, isn't he?

Jack

[sadly] Yes, he is. If anyone needs me, I'll be upstairs, doing something wrong. [walks back up the stairs dejectedly]

Tucker

[to Danny] Nice. You wanna go make your mom cry?

Jack

[sets Danny free from the Fenton Weasel] Ghost kid, you gotta help me save my family. If you do, I'll set you free.

Danny

Um, you just did. [Jack smacks his forehead] [to himself] Good thing my dad's a lousy negotiator.

Jack

Watch out for that hacky- [gets splattered by hackysack] -sack. [to Danny Phantom] Just so you know, I don't enjoy helping you.

Danny

Then don't! I can handle these idiots, go save our family! I mean, yours...your family...not mine.

Danny

Where are you going? School's this way.

Sam

The Circus Gothica train pulled into town last night - I'm cutting first period to watch the opening ceremony at the train station.

Danny

[reprimandingly] Sam...

Sam

Take it easy, Tucker's got first period free. He's covering for me!

Tucker

This is so wrong. [looks at money] But you make it right!

[To the Fentons and the Mansons] Some might call this little act of rebellion, "a cry for attention." But I call it, "a cry for detention!" Ha, ha, ha! Isn't that clever?

Sam

[angrily] Nice job, Danny! Maybe I should’ve cried, “Hey, it’s Inviso-Bill”!

Danny

I’m sorry! I don’t know what came over me back there...

Jack

[to Danny] Bad judgment, that’s what! Next time think before you act! [wrist ectoplasmic goo launcher accidentally misfires and splatters goo all over Sam’s parents]

Obviously, the apple doesn't fall far from the overbearing, orange jumpsuited tree!

Jack

You got a problem with jumpsuits?!

Maddie

Jack, let me handle this... You got a problem with jumpsuits?!

[ignores them] Samantha... I forbid you from seeing this boy, or any of your other troubled friends.

Sam

My friends are perfectly normal!

[stares for a moment, then facepalms] This is so wrong!

And just where do you think you're going, Mr. Fenton?

Danny

[as Lancer] Unleash your dark side at Circus Gothica! [walks to the janitor's closet, and locks Mr. Lancer in there]

Cask of Amontillado! [bangs on door] Let me out! Let me out!

Sam

Danny, what are you doing? We're in too much trouble as it is!

Danny

[mind controlled] No such thing as "too much trouble"! Unleash your dark side at Circus Gothica! [phases through wall]

Tucker

[to Sam] Man, we better follow him!

Sam

[ironically] Oh, no! But that would mean skipping detention and going to the circus! [Tucker stares at her strangely] Hello, irony? [grabs Tucker and they leave]

Sam

[catching her breath] Danny! Don't scare me like that!

Danny

[going back under Freakshow's control] How should I scare you?

Sam

Well, it's the crystal ball, or your friend, Danny. Your choice! [almost falls off the train, then gets thrown off] I didn't mean that to be so literal! [screams as she falls]

Tucker

Sam! No!

Danny

Sam? [finally comes to his senses] Sam!

Sam

[coming to] Danny! Are you okay?

Danny

I think so. It's all a blur. I did some bad stuff, didn't I?

Sam

[gently] Nothing you can't fix.

Jack

Nick work, kids! You caught that weirdo Goth punk thief red-handed!

I'm just happy you're all safe.

They're more than safe, they're heroes.

Maddie

We're so proud of you!

[yelling] But you're all still grounded!

Grounded, schmounded! This is cruel and unusual punishment!

Sam

[shown to be wearing a pink floral dress] I know... But it was the only way I could convince them to lift their restraining order on Danny.

Danny

At least Freakshow's in custody and the stolen goods were returned.

Tucker

So why do I feel like we're forgetting something...?

Waiting for Godot, is anybody out there?! [crying] This is so wrong!

[Comes in] See you Monday.

Tucker

Good job beating the big cow, Danny.

Danny

Yeah, well it hasn't stopped Sam from busting my chops about "Cruelty to Unliving Plastic Animals".

Sam

I had to choose between fake cows and evil trucks. The cow won.