Dark Danny quotes from Danny Phantom

Tucker

Dude, you can't blame yourself for this. It's not your fault.

Danny

Maybe not. But it is my responsibility.

You can't possibly win.

Danny

I don't have to win. I just have to make sure you lose!

Danny

[referring to all the ghosts] How did they cram all of you inside the Specter Speeder?

Ember

Hey, you ever been inside your stupid thermos? Compared to that, it was the Taj Mahal in there!

Sam

Danny, you beat the big bad guy, and you saved the town. That's enough for one day, dont'cha think?

Danny

Almost. Dash Baxter]].

Dash

You've got a lot of nerve walking up to me in broad daylight, Fenton!

Danny

Actually, I wanted to say I was sorry. I pulled some pranks on you and - well, with all the weirdness of the last few days, I'm sorta thinking that just because I can do something doesn't mean I should. So, apology accepted?

Dash

Apology accepted

Valerie

Looks like everything's back to normal.

Danny

[going through his ghost files with Sam and Tucker] Okay, Ember: Ghost Zone. Skulker: Ghost Zone. Box Ghost... [in unison with Tucker and Sam] Who cares.

[pops his head out of the Fenton Portal] Hey! I have feelings too you know! [the Fenton Portal shuts him out]

Behold, the new Technus 2.0! Now with pop-up blocker! [pulls Danny up towards him with a tractor beam.]

Danny

Sounds like the same old Technus to me. Whaddaya say you shout out your plan and we get this thing over with?

Technus 2.0 does not reveal his secrets! [crosses arms] Go on, try me.

Danny

Uh, boxers or briefs?

[gets in his face] None of your business! [smug look] See?

Jazz

See? This toxic home environment is making him a nervous wreck! [Danny's eye twitches] He needs a normal family outing! One that has nothing to do with ghosts!

Danny

Will you stop talking about me like I'm not here?! [invisible Youngblood pokes Danny] AND WILL YOU STOP POKING ME?!

Maddie

I don't know, Jazz, honey. Sure Danny seems a little high-strung but I'm sure it's nothing we can't work out here...

Danny

Back off, punk! [snatches an ecto-gun and fires it all around the lab]

[find cover behind piles of boxes]

Maddie

[to Jazz] I'll get the sleeping bags.

Jack

And I'll get that ghost hunting equipment! [Maddie and Jazz gives him disapproving glares] And by ghost hunting equipment, I mean..Uh...The other sleeping bags!

Jazz

[grabs Danny's arm] And where do you think you're going?

Danny

Wherever I want. What are you, the hall monitor now?

Jazz

I'm your hall monitor, Danny. And there's no place you can go that I can't follow.

Danny

Really?

Jazz

Except there.

Maddie

Who's up for a game of "I Spy"? I spy with my little eyes something beginning with... C!

Jack

Cola, chaffing, cattleprod...

Danny

Cowboy?

Jazz

Where do you see a cowboy?

Danny

Duh, he's riding right next to us!...At seventy miles an hour? Oh no not again.

Danny

[quietly, to himself] Aw, man! A ghost? Here? [loudly, to Jazz] Now get out of my room!

Jazz

We're in the kitchen. [sees ghost behind Danny] But if that's your attitude, I don't want to see you or anything you do in here for the next several minutes! [rushes out]

Well, well, well. [Danny turns to see the Future Box Ghost] All this time we've planning on how we take the fight to you. And here you are, wrapped up like a present.

Danny

Box Ghost?

Beware...[shoots Danny with a blast of blue energy into Future Ember]

Danny

[after bumping into Future Ember] Ember? You look...

Like I went to seed right after you destroyed my vocal cords WITH THAT GHOSTLY WAIL OF YOURS?!

Danny

I was gonna say 'statuesque,' but uh...[smiles innocently]

Jazz

You're not Danny. That's why the Booo-merang wasn't homing in on your ecto-signature. You're not Danny!

Dark Danny

I was, but I grew out of it. The Danny you know is floating helplessly in the Ghost Zone ten years in the future.

Jazz

He'll escape! He'll beat you!

Dark Danny

How? Is the answer: A. the Fenton Portal? Destroyed it. B. the only remaining portal? The one that my idiot cheesehead archenemy has? As soon as I find it, that's going too.

Jazz

Cheesehead? Vlad Masters? He's your archenemy?

Dark Danny

[continues] Is it: C. you? No. You can't stop me from cheating on the C.A.T. and solidifying my future, so it must be D... [blasts Jazz away with a plasma blast] None of the above.

Dark Danny

Well, what do you know? The answer to the first question is "D"! [evil laugh]

Jack

Where is he? Where's our son?

Maddie

What have you done to our boy?!

Dark Danny

[laughing] Ha, ha, ha! I am your boy!

Maddie

What?!?

Dark Danny

What kind of parents were you anyway? The world's leading ghost experts, and you couldn't even figure out that your own son was half-ghost!

Jack

[to Maddie] For the record, I blame you.

Dark Danny

What makes you think you can change my past?

Danny

Because I promised my family!

Dark Danny

Aha ha, ha, ha! Oh, you are such a child! You promised?

Danny

Yes! I...PROMISED!

Dark Danny

Oh! That power! Oh, it's not possible! I don't get that power until ten years from now!

Danny

I guess... the future isn't as set in stone as you think it is. [roars again]

[telling how Dark Danny came into existence] If it's any consolation, they went so quickly. They felt no pain. Unfortunately, the same could not be said for you, Daniel. With nowhere else to go, you came to me, the only person on the planet who could possibly hope to understand your situation. All you wanted was to make the hurt go away. I honored your wishes... no more painful human emotions to drag you down. Sadly, that freed you up to rip the ghost out of me. And when my evil ghost half mixed with yours, my evil side overwhelmed you.

Danny

What happened to my human self?

Some things, my boy, are better left unsaid. If any good came out of this, it's that ten years without ghost powers gave me the chance to see what a fool I'd been.

Danny

Maybe that's all anybody needs. A second chance.