Dark Danny quotes from Danny Phantom

Lazy, unfocused, ill-prepared, lethargic. Need I go on?

Danny

Dad, I-

Jack

Now that's enough of your sass talk, mister!

Maddie

What do you suggest, Mr. Lancer?

Danny will pass. I know he's capable. But I'd like to spend his after school hours in my office studying until I administer the makeup exam.

Jazz

But he has stuff to do after class!

Danny

But I have stuff to do after class! How do you know that?!

Ah, but consider this: If you fail, you may be held back a year. If it's boring once, imagine taking it again.

Maddie

Get this straight, Danny. You're a Fenton. Fentons get "A"s, or in your father's case, "B" minuses.

Jack

[looking proud] Solid "B" minuses!

Maddie

Until you retake that test and pass it with flying colors, we are FORBIDDING access to all electronic devices.

Danny

[cell phone rings] It's Tucker.

Jack

[snatches Danny's phone] He's BUSY! [crushes Danny's phone]

[shows Danny the picture of his "sister"] Now's the best time to say, "Gosh Mr. Lancer, I never realized being a teacher was so difficult."

Danny

I'm fourteen... I don't really care...

Yes, yes of course. I'm gonna get some air. [Mr. Lancer leaves]

Danny

Gotta cross my teacher off my what I wanna be when I grow up list.

Maddie

[to Danny, in a serious tone] Were you spying on them?

Danny

All right, all right! I was spying on Jazz and I'm really...

Jack

[whispers] Good job.

Maddie

[whispers] Yeah, way to go, Danny. And if you see Jazz with that hooligan again, you let us know.

[loudly] And don't do it again!

Jack

[whispers] But seriously, feel free to do it again.

Danny

She's not anybody's girl.

[in unison] Stop spying on us!

Danny

No! I won't. Anymore than you would if it were me. Come on, Jazz. Think like the brain surgeon you told me you wanted to be. Does this seem right?

What's taking so long? Johnny, get me out of here!

Danny

Don't you think I am doing this because I have a reason?

You know what, punk?

Jazz

Danny?

We just had about enough of you.

Jazz

Hey! Hands off the little brother!

Oh, whatever!

Sam

Oh man! I've never seen this many ghosts attacking at once.

Danny

I'm gonna need a bigger thermos.

Tucker

And a paramedic!

Sam

A curfew?

Tucker

An escort?

Danny

Okay, who's the idiot security adviser who came up with these lame ideas?

Jack

Fear not, young ones, we're here to make sure this school is prepared for any ghost emergencies.

Maddie

[on megaphone] You must be cautious, at any time one of these ectoplasmic malefactors - [spots Danny in the crowd] hi sweetie! [Danny ducks down and blushes] - could appear out of nowhere.

Danny

[to Sam & Tucker] Time to sit in the back where nobody can notice us?

Sam

Time to sit in the back where nobody can notice us.

Danny

[after his ghost sense goes off] Here, AGAIN?!

Tucker

But we're chewing like the wind in an anti-Ghost Zone. Where could the ghost be?

Sam

Survey says, behind us.

Tucker

You may need this.

Danny

Are you nuts? If I leave this house, I'm dead.

Sam

Danny, you have to do something. If you don't, who will?

Maddie

[to Danny, with Fenton Bazooka to his head, about to shoot] By the authority invested in me by the city of Amity Park, I sentence you back from once you came!

Danny

Oh man, I have got to start paying more attention in these fights.

Maddie

[finds note on Fenton Bazooka, reads it] "Honey, forgot to fully charge Fenton Bazooka. - Jack. P.S.: Can I have a cookie?"

Danny

With that, I bid you a fond farewell. [flies away]

Maddie

[waves fist] You haven't seen the last of me!

Danny

[out of earshot] Duh, I'll see you at dinner.

Sam

[reading a spell from a book] To cease the Storm, to end the Fear, the sword must sheath in pumpkin near. Pumpkin near! Danny, you gotta put the sword back in a pumpkin!

Danny

A pumpkin? There are no pumpkins in the room. [short pause] No pumpkins in the room? It's Halloween, what am I, an idiot?

Vlad

Why, Maddie and Danny Fenton.

Vlad Masters?!

Vlad

Oh, what a completely unexpected and totally unplanned surprise. [pulls gift baskets out of nowhere] Personalized gift baskets? [Maddie runs up and grabs them]

Danny

[suspiciously] You're up to something.

Vlad

Oh, you think? [to a hidden microphone] They're here, kill Jack.

Maddie

What was that?

Vlad

I said... Flapjacks! Mm-hm, pancakes. I have pancakes.

Danny

Bye Vlad! And as a lonely single man in your forties, might I suggest Internet dating? Or a cat!

Vlad

Mark my words Maddie, no one says no to Vlad Masters! You will rue the day you spurned my affections! And I. Will. Not. Get. A. Cat!

Maddie

As much as I hate to say it, I'm afraid we're gonna have to go back to Vlad's.

Danny

But he's my archenemy! ...I mean ...he said all those horrible things about Dad!

Maddie

We both know he's a creep. But he's a creep with a phone and transportation. And pancakes!

Danny

Hey, uh... "Uncle" Vlad?

Vlad

Oh please, Daniel, don't try to butter me up! Especially when your powers are shorted out for another fifteen minutes! You're barely a threat to me with them. Without them, well, I wouldn't need fifteen seconds, would I?

Danny

How can you say that? You think my mom made the decision to come back on her own? We're a family. We both talked about it last night, and I want to stay here with you, too.

Vlad

Really? You don't mean....

Danny

Yes, I do. Come on! Give me a big hug... New Dad!

Vlad

Ah! You little rat! You tricked me! You know what this will mean for you, don't you?

Danny

Oh yeah. [the clock strikes midnight and Danny transforms] A much fairer fight!

Danny

Nice Donald’s hiccups Plasmius, [Danny transforms] Where's your lonely guy cat?

Vlad

Ah, there's that teen wit again. [pulls out the Plasmius Maximus and zaps Danny]

Danny

What-what was that?

Vlad

Oh, I call it the Plasmius Maximus. It has just short-circuited your powers for the next three hours - that's midnight. I tell you this because I've seen your grades and I know you're bad at math. These are my latest experiments. What do you think? Oh, that's right - who cares what you think?! I will give you five minutes before I send my minions to destroy you. The clock's ticking, Danny, on you and your father. Run.

Danny

[runs away screaming]

Vlad

[after five seconds] Get him. [the ghosts animals take off after Danny] Five minutes, five seconds... Oh, apparently I'm bad at math too!