Dark Danny quotes from Danny Phantom

Jack

So, Danny! You and your little friends want to hunt ghosts.

Danny

Ah, Ac-ac-actually Dad? I want to be an astronaut.

Sam

Sorry, Mr. Fenton. I was into ghosts, but they're so mainstream now. They're like cellphones.

Tucker

Waste these looks and all this charisma hunting ghosts? Criminal.

Jack

Well, if you do want to hunt ghosts, there are a few things you need to learn.

Danny

It's been a month since the accident and I barely have any control. If I don't watch it I go to geek to freak around here.

Tucker

Kind of what you're doing now.

Tucker

Huh. Shouldn't be so bad. She looks a little like my grandmother.

Danny

Shouldn't she be haunting a bingo hall?

Hello, children. Can you help me? Today's lunch is meatloaf, but I don't see the meatloaf. Did someone change the menu?

Tucker

Yeah. (points his thumb at Sam) She did.

(suddenly becomes extremely angry, with her hair flaming on end and eyes flashing red) ME ME ME ME (The trio gasps.) ME ME ME ME ME (she yells as green flames surround her and appear circling above her head)

Danny

Get behind me! (Sam and Tucker promptly jump behind him)

Sam

(sarcastically) Wow. I feel safe.

Sam

Gee, Danny. Fighting meat monsters, flying through walls. You must be exhausted.

Danny

Of course not. What gave you...that idea?

Tucker Foley. Chronic tardiness, talking in class, repeated loitering by the girl's locker room. [Tucker smiles] Danny Fenton. 34 dropped beakers in the last month, banned for life from handling all fragile school property, but no severe mischief before today. So, gentlemen, tell me... [gets furious] WHY DID THE TWO OF YOU CONSPIRE TO DESTROY THE SCHOOL'S CAFETERIA?!

Danny

[nervous] Dash started it! He threw...

[cutting him off] Four touchdown passes in the last game is thereby exempt from scorn. You two, however, are not. I'll map out your punishment when I return. Mr. Baxter, watch the door.

Sam

Oh, please. Paulina? Girls like her are a dime a dozen.

Danny

How much change you got?

Sam

Haha, very funny. Just remember, you can't judge a book by its cover.

Tucker

Well, there's only one way to find out. Go on, Danny. Go to that library and check out that book.

Danny

I-I can't. I get weak-kneed when I try to talk to cute girls.

Sam

[angrily] Oh, and you have absolutely no problems talking to me?

Danny

Catch anything, Dad?

Jack

Son, I couldn't catch a cold. I've been sitting here all day without a single bite.

Danny

Uh...

Jack

I'm so frustrated I want to take out my rage on the first person who gives me bad news. Anyway, you wanted to tell me something?

Danny

[nervous] Well, sort of. Mr. Lancer...

Jack

[shocked] Mr. Lancer what? Is this bad news?

Danny

Mr. Lancer... [smiles and thinks of a good idea to get out of trouble with Lancer as he overshadows his dad.] wants to have a word with us!

Maddie

Danny, look at you, I'm not sure I like this late night studying.

Danny

Mom, c'mon. We're just a bunch of kids. In the zoo. At night. Alone. [Everyone stares at him.] We'll be in my room.

We'll be in my room. Fear me.

Jazz

[frustrated] Give me that! [hides Ghost Gabber under couch cushion]

Danny

[to Technus] Oh, no, you don't! You're not going to use the technology in this lab to take over the world!

What? [looks around room] That's a great idea! Have you ever considered tutoring?

Danny

[to Technus] Oh, no, you don't! You're not going to use that Portals XL upgrade to make yourself more powerful!

What? [sees upgrade disk] Another great idea! The heck with tutoring! You should be a teacher!

[in Danny's body and flying] Haha! [goes intangible] I'm doing it! [flies at Danny but phases through the wall beside him instead]

Danny

[in Poindexter's body] You may have my powers, but you sure don't know how to use 'em! ... 'Course, I don't know how to use 'em either but at least I know how not use 'em better than you do!

I am no longer the Box Ghost! I am now... [Grabs Sam's mechanical frog] ...the Mechanical Frog Ghost! [Frog shorts out] Uh.... I changed my mind! I am once again the Box Ghost! And will have nothing to do with mechanical amphibians! [Disappears]

Danny

Now there's someone who knows exactly who he is.

Danny

[to Sam; trying prove who he is since he's in Poindexter's body] In second grade, Tucker threw up in your lunchbox, but he told you Ricky Marsh did it.

Sam

What?! I kicked him off the monkey bars for that! [faces Tucker, with a surprised/angry look] It was you?! [gasps]

Danny?!

Sam

[sneezing twice] I'm sick as a dog and I hate sports. Why am I here?

Tucker

Because Danny's here and he's got the best seat in the house!

[off-screen] And now, everybody, here they are, your very own Casper High Ravens!

Danny

[sarcastically, after being trod on by football team while wearing the mascot costume] Fill in for the mascot. It'll be fun. You'll meet cheerleaders.

Paulina

[to Danny, as Sayonara Paulina] Hi, I'm Paulina. I'm cute, swell, and full of big-headed anime goodness!

Danny

Bye-bye, kitty!