Dark Danny quotes from Danny Phantom

Danny

[saving a man from the fountain as Desiree is about to grant his wish for a million dollars] Oh, no, you don't!

[materializing from the fountain] Young intruder, you dare to interfere with my spellbinding?!

Money isn't everything. [jumps out of Danny's arms and runs away, screaming]

Danny

[facing Desiree] Listen, Desiree, I want you to take away Tucker's ghost powers, pronto!

I cannot. By noon tomorrow, your friend's fate will be sealed. [laughs evilly] His jealousy will transform him forever into the most powerful ghost boy in the world!

Danny

Tuck? He's not that jealous. Is he?

More than you know. Tomorrow his jealousy and frustration will cement into rage and rebellion. He will be complete. [starts to fly off, but Danny immediately grabs her by the tail]

Danny

[demanding] You change him back!

[threatningly] You dare lay a hand on me?! No man may lay a hand on me unless I wish it!

Danny

Yeah? How 'bout a fist?!

Maddie

[to Danny] Danny, this is becoming a problem! You're constantly late getting home...

Jack

You're shrinking from your chores...

Maddie

Your grades are slipping...

Jack

You're shrinking from your chores...

Danny

You already said chores.

Jack

I know, but when you don't do 'em, I get stuck with 'em.

Vlad

I insist you stay.

Jack

Well... I don't know. We do have that really cool R.V.

Jazz

[feigns a sneeze] Let's stay here.

Danny

Smooth...

Vlad

[to Danny] My vultures were supposed to bring me the idiot but you'll do - Danny Phantom, right?

Danny

[surprised] You...you know me?

Vlad

Of course I know you. You're that ghost boy who uses his powers for good. How quaint. Aren't you gonna try to shove me into your ridiculous thermos?

Danny

[increasingly scared] I... don't want to fight you?

Vlad

No. No, you don't. [He fires an ectoplasmic ray, sending Danny flying into a bookshelf]

Danny

Get away! [He fires an ecto-blast, which Vlad blocks with a shield]

Vlad

Ah, an ectoplasmic energy blast. [Danny fires more shots, which he keeps blocking with his shield, yawns] So, year one. Tell me, child. Can you do this yet? [Three clones of himself appear, surrounding Danny]

Danny

No! I can't! How are you doing all this?

Years of practice. Which you, unfortunately, have no time for! [They all fire ecto-blasts at Danny, who falls to the floor. Danny then phases out into the hallway, unconscious. Vlad, too, phases into the hall when Danny transforms back to human]

Vlad

The Ghost Boy... is Jack's son?! [Turns back into his human form, too] Well, what do you know?

Danny

[about Jack] Okay, I'm officially mortified.

What took so long?

Danny

The glowing blade is new.

You like it? I've had some upgrades!

Danny

[trapped in a spectral neutralizer] Let me go!

Vlad

Why? So you can go back to stumbling through your adolescence, desperately trying to control your powers? Powers, by the way, that I've had for over 20 years. [Makes a shield] I have experience, my child. And the money and power from using my abilities for personal gain, you see. [Two clones appear on either side of him] I could train you, teach you everything I know. [The clones disappear] And all you'd have to do is renounce your idiot father.

Danny

Dude, you are one seriously crazed-up fruit loop. That is never going to happen.

Vlad

Yes, well once your father is out of the way, we'll see how you feel.

Vlad

[overshadowing Jack] If you live to tell the tale, remember that big, fat [hits man] Jack Fenton did this to you!

Danny

[off-screen] Guess again, cheesehead.

Jack

Nobody uses Jack Fenton as a human meat puppet!

Walker

[while welcoming Danny to prison] I am your judge, executioner, jury, executioner, jailer, and, if necessary, your executioner.

Danny

Uh, you said executioner three times.

Walker

I like that part of the job.

Danny

Great. My parents are splitting up, my sister's a basketcase, and I'm going to ghost jail. This may be the worst day of my life.

Well, if it isn't the little whelp who got us locked up in this stinking place. Welcome home. [grins ferally]

Danny

This is the worst day of my life.

I am the Box Ghost!

Danny

Will you stop that?!

Walker

Guards! Guards! What's going on down there!? Answer me!

Danny

[kicks Walker's office door open] How about saying "please"? Saying "please" is a rule.

Walker

[shocked] It is? [starts flipping through the thick rule book furiously]

Danny

[slams the book shut] Is now.

Jazz

Is it always so cold in here?

Of course. I find that cold temperatures keep the mind icy sharp! And don't you worry about the mess of an office, either. Stuff happens. No biggie. Right, Jasmine?

Jazz

It's Jazz. My friends call me Jazz.

Danny

Well, your brother calls you "fink"!

Jazz

Danny, I'm just trying to help. C'mon, we used to talk all the time.

Danny

Yeah, when I was eight and you weren't a fink!

Danny

[shivers] I can't believe my stupid sister convinced Lancer to make this my punishment. And can we turn up the heat in here? I can see my own breath!

Wow, you do complain a lot. Well, your sister did say you could be a bit of a baby...

Danny

What?!

Sweetie, it's not your fault she thinks you're a loser.

Danny

Wait, Jazz called me a loser, too?

Hey, those are her issues. I'm not saying you're a loser, Danny. I think you're a great kid! [puts her hands on his shoulders]

Danny

Then why do I feel so miserable?

You know what I think? You might be a mess, but mess is just the beginning of message! Now go out there and be a better you!

Danny

I can't believe Jazz told Spectra that she thinks I'm a loser.

Sam

Are you sure Jazz said that? That doesn't sound like Jazz to me.

Jazz

Hey, you guys. What doesn't sound like Jazz to you?

Danny

[scowls at Jazz]

Jazz

Still mad?

Danny

[sarcastically] Wow, you are the smart one!

But we're gonna take that accident and make it an "acci-don't" and learn from it so it never happens again!

[to Danny] You could learn a little bit about school spirit from Ms. Spectra here. When I was in school, I got the same advice. And look how I turned out!

[share an uncertain glance]