Jeff Greene quotes from Curb Your Enthusiasm

Jeff

Seriously, how much would it take for you to see Eat, Pray, Love?

Larry

$3,000.

Jeff

Dementia has nothing to do with racism.

Larry

My grandfather had dementia. He wasn't a racist. He thought I was his dead sister, but he wasn't a racist.

Jeff

I don't like trainers—not into 'em. I don't like being told what to do.

Larry

Yeah, right. That's why you married Susie?

Larry

See you off? You're not going to India.

Larry

You're going to San Francisco! - It's an hour away.

Susie

- So what?

Larry

See you off? You'll be back that night.

Susie

You know what, Larry, it's not surprising to me that you're the only one of this group who's here as a single -

Larry

[CHUCKLES] Oh, yeah?

Susie

- with no girlfriend, no wife. Maybe if you would've seen Cheryl off a few more times, - you'd still be together.

Larry

- I don't think so.

Susie

- He wants to, trust me.

Larry

- No, trust me, he doesn't.

Susie

- Jeff, do you want to?

Jeff

- No.

Susie

- Well, you're going to.

Larry

- You know why you're doing this?

Susie

- Why, Larry?

Larry

Because you wanna ruin his day, that's why.

Susie

Okay, Kreskin. Could you read my mind? You think you know what goes on in the complexities of my brain and who I am.

Larry

hahaha - The complexities of who you are?

Larry

Who are you? You're a Jew from the Bronx!